Go away swingers from hell!
I went to a party last night. A couple of people from one of my classes invited me. They seemed like they were fun so I went to the party. I actually had a good time at the party and I went without any of myfriends because I don't like to bring people where they arent invited. My class mates made sure I felt confortable and introduced me to a whole group of people.
As the night progresses I end up with a guy named Tom and a girl named Tanya. We get into this really good conversation about music and movies. We talked for hours. Around ten oclock at night they tell me that they are headed to a club and ask me to go with them. I Just wanted to go home so I asked them to give me their info and I gave them mine. I said goodbye to my class mates, Tom and Tanya and I head out.
My house is about three minutes away. So my drive wasn't long. When I pull into my driveway. I hear someone pull up behind me. It's Tanya and Tom. Tanya asks me tocome over and she asks if I'm dating someone. Kinda," I tell them.
"Well how serious is kinda," She asks.
"Enough to know that it will be serious one day," I tell her.
"Well We were wondering if you're into relationships with multiple partners?" She asks me.
"Um no I'm sorry I'm really not into that," I barely let out because I'm already freaking. I mean I could have died there. This is when a drunken selene walks up to my house. I mean who is already drunk at ten p.m.? Normally I would be really pissed at this but at least she took the spotlight from me.
"Who the @#$# are these people," She asked. A second later Chaz comes up behind her equally drunk.
"Dude can we crash here? We can't find our keys," Chaz says. "Oh and we need money for the cab."
Somehow this turned into a small party at my house including Tom and Tanya who were drooling all over Chaz. Some of my class mates and I still don't know who's idea it was to play twister or at what time did David, Rob and Selene's boyfriend who retreated to my guest bedroom with Selene in tow, show up. Somehow I had gotten drunk enough to play strip poker. Thank god Chaz and I won this time around because I really didn't want to strip in front of Tom and Tanya who were still drooling over Chaz. Creepy well around midnight more people show up. Chaz's brother comes over and I'm sitting on my couch with my head on Chaz's lap. This is when Tom asks me if it was alright for him and Chaz to get it on? I"m like hell no! Tom gets angry and asks Chaz if it was alright with him. Chaz says no and he gets angrier and he grabs Tanya and they leave.
Not ten minutes later I get a call from one of them I can't remeber but they beg me to let Chaz go with them for one night. I think they even offered me money. I went off. I told them how disgusting I thought this was and how dare they ask me to do this. I think I even went as far as calling them disgusting peices of crap. This really wasn't cool with either of us.
So the night progresses and around two in the morning we all decide to go to get something to eat. The problem is that everybody was drunk and I had confiscated keys. So I call a chinese food place to see if they could deliver. They were already closed so that means I had to cook. I already decided that everybody was going to stay at my house so I went into the kitchen and I pulled out everything I could.
I made omelets and pancakes and I pulled out a frozen pie I had. Every one crowded around the kitchen table and started to eat and we all shared stories. My class mates then started to talk about Tom and Tanya and how they never seem to get anybody to go with them because they are creepy. We share some laughs and then Selene points out that we did this exacly a year ago. I had dinner with all of my friends a week before thanksgiving and this was the same.
Except last year I had different friends with the exception of David and Selene everyone was different. Wow, I thought. A whole year changes all. Well after we eat everyone crowds around my living room and after ten minutes of devate we all decide to watch the newest starwars movie. WHich for some reason no one had seen but me.
I swear ten minutes later everyone had passed out. My phone rings again. It's Tom and Tanya again and they want to talk. They are waiting outside. I walk outside and I tell them once agin that I want them to leave me alone. They then give me, I swear I'm not lying a flyer for a swingers get together. Tom says I should try it before I judge it. Tanya then says, I should really reconsider letting chaz join them.
"I don't want to do that it's disgusting please leave before I call the cops," Chaz yells in an angry voice from behind. "I already told you no last year and I havent changed my mind."
GREEN
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