If my mom sat on the kitchen counter and told me to "tug my thomas in the toilet" I would have cried.

Hehehehehehe. ' Everyone knows it's a dildo'

That clip from "Weeds" is one of my favorites.

You might as well put a bullet in my head if my parents talked to me about that kinda stuff--seriously.

Well, Before the infamous speech from Uncle Andy, Nancy(Shane(the kid's)) mom tried but failed miserably to talk to him about it, So she passed it off on Uncle Andy, Who said to her when asked "I'm all over it."

This is from Season 2, Currently Season 5 has just ended with Season 6 in the making.

And let me just say, Shane is growing up awfully fast, From the time he holds a knife to some asshole's throats and tells them to get out, To when he gets shot, To when he----no, wait, watch the last episode LOL

The Weeds clip was hilarious! My parents were hippies and DID talk like that! It was so embarrassing when my friends came over - I never knew what might happen!