Here's your sign...

[JamesSavik]

Redneck comedian Bill Engvall has a whole slew of jokes that make fun of the oblivious.

 

So... In this thread, let's rip off Bill and explore mocking the oblivious.

 

 

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I decided to try another brand of cat food. Tuna & whitefish... sounds good to me, or it sounds like something my cat might like.

 

Well... I gave him a can. He ate 2/3rds of it. Second can- 1/3rd. Third can he didn't eat any of it and pissed on the remaing cans.

 

My Mom had the nerve to say I guess he doesn't like the new stuff.

 

Oh really? Whatever gave you that idea?

 

There's your sign...

[rknapp]

My favorite of his jokes was the flat tire. He was driving along when suddenly one of the tires on his car went out on him. He pulled into a service station and the attendant said "Got a flat?"

 

"Nope... the heat's so bad that I was driving along and the other three just swelled right up on me! Here's your sign..."

 

There's a nice jingle that he made in combination with a series of christmas jokes. I post it by ear when I listen to it later.