JamesSavik Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Are you embarrassed in gym by those stress farts when you are pumping iron? You need the Sports Butt-plug 9000! The Sports Butt-plug 9000 isn't your ordinary Butt-plug. It is designed to take up to 10,000 PSi. The Sports Butt-plug 9000 and is built with space age polymers and the same ceramics used in space shuttle heat shield tiles so it can handle the hottest eruptions. The Sports Butt-plug 9000 meets and exceeds the most demanding cuisine requirements and can handle Cajun, Creole, Indian, Tex-Mex, Vietnamese and Mexican food with ease1. The Sports Butt-plug 9000 can even handle Grapefruit and coffee2,3! The Sports Butt-plug 9000 comes in all sizes and can accommodate even the biggest asshole. Get yours today! ___ 1- Results may vary with Thai food. 2- We offer no warranty against personal explosion. 3- Stay away from open flame. Link to comment
Aeroplane Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Can withstand coffee?? Could have done with that this morning. I love that it is shaped like a grenade/bomb. Link to comment
Nephylim Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 I am going to have to add this to my butt plug tutorial in Love in Chains... haven't posted that chapter yet so you never know... Link to comment
KJames Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 God, James! I really needed a laugh this morning! Link to comment
thatboyChase Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 hahahahhahahahhhhah stress farts Link to comment
abbillion Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 That was kinda gross. But funny! Link to comment
Site Administrator Cia Posted November 11, 2009 Site Administrator Share Posted November 11, 2009 (edited) Oh James... Your sense of humor is priceless..... Edited November 11, 2009 by Cia Link to comment
Benji Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 ...................That was great James!!! However there should be a warning disclaimer for stress over 10,000 PSI, because that looks like it could be dangerous if exploded!! Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted November 11, 2009 Author Share Posted November 11, 2009 RECALL NOTICE Due to the ballistic properties of the Sports Butt Plug 9000, it has been recalled from the market. If you have or use the Sports Butt Plug 9000, cease and desist using it immediately and return it for a full refund. It has been known to be expelled at high velocity with the destructive fore of a 105mm howitzer. --- Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, Attorneys Link to comment
Drewbie Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I saw the image earlier to funny Link to comment
rknapp Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Should expand the clientele to tuba players! Link to comment
zland666 Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 So glad i have credits for gym. Now i dont have to be emberassed or afraid of getting hit with a ball or running the mile:// Link to comment
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