Publishing Advice

[Kavrik]

Because I'm so awesome, I'm sharing this kickass résumé that I totally created that would guarantee that publishers like Random House would go "OMG"!!!! with like...four exclamation points people...and just drop dead cause they couldn't call me fast enough.

 

Try to hold back your jealousy...puhlease.

 

 

Disclaimer: No Snooki's were harmed in the making of this post.

 

Double Disclaimer: I think I passed out and channeled Snooki while watching Vampire Diaries and thinking that vampirism burns body fat better than liposuction.

 

P.S. Don't you dare insinuate that my writing advice is worthless. I work really hard to be this shallow.

[Jon T Lappin]

love it! You should add the recent accomplishment of being a New York Times best selling writer. That would surely draw interest!

[Marzipan]

Aaaargggh,

 

can't stop coffee pouring from my nostrils kinda laughing....

 

Seriously Might steal that concept!

[Frostina]

karvik!! How, oh How do u come up with these??

[AnytaSunday]

Ditto that, Frosty!!!

 

Shite, do you make me laugh. hehe. Love to see your query letter, haha!

 

Actually, it's good you can stay positive in the publishing business--there's a lot of rejection to contend with out there! But, I mean, with a resume like that--man, you are going places.

 

(Just not saying where those places are lol)

[Kavrik]

karvik!! How, oh How do u come up with these??

 

 

I think I went insane quite some time ago. Now you all suffer the consequences. P.S. in Snooki news, there's a pic of her in a leopard skin coat on Wonderwall waving next to the groundhog ala Groundhog Day.

 

EARLY SPRING PPL! DA GROUNDHAWG SAID SO.