Spiders

sandrewn · January 16

sandrewn · January 17

Why get a blanket for your homie when you can make one?

sandrewn · January 18

Thorny-orbed Spider-- underside - Gasteracantha cancriformis

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Watch at your own risk (you have been warned)!

Funniest video EVER!! Best friend scared of a spider! - YouTube

(I may have crossed the line with this last one :whistle: )

sandrewn · January 19

sandrewn · January 20

Nope! Hell No!!

My gut reaction would of been to smash his ear, to destroy the perceived threat, in order to save his life!!

Afterwards, my possible actions might of been:

1st - A stiff drink(or two) to calm me down and prevent a possible heart attack.

2nd - A lengthy rant & rave, followed by a comment(or two) on his poor choice of jewellery and finally, a monetary bribe to prevent his thoughts of suing me for battery and destruction of his property.

drown · January 20

14 minutes ago, sandrewn said:

a monetary bribe to prevent his thoughts of suing me for battery and destruction of his property.

I'd like to see that court case unfold.

A good lawyer could argue that wearing such "jewelry" ( :puke: ) coaxed you into the assault to extract money from you. Countersue for emotional distress!