CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Albert1434]

If you used this I am sure you could be taller

Edited April 1, 2022 by Albert1434

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Albert1434 said:

If you used this I am sure you could be taller

I'm already tall, thank you very much.

@raven1 Don't listen to them saying I'm short, it's all anti-Texan propaganda!  

[Headstall]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm already tall, thank you very much.

@raven1 Don't listen to them saying I'm short, it's all anti-Texan propaganda!  

At least your hairy Hobbit feet are big.  

[Albert1434]

The shortness come form all that inbreeding

[Page Scrawler]

40 minutes ago, Headstall said:

An excerpt from the story I'm reading.  

I've always admired Natives. I even had a few Native friends in high school. One of my favorite stories came from the local Ojibwe band.

It's called the Hoop Dance. It appears across many Native American tribes, and was supposedly created by Pukawiss the Outcast. His father was a human chieftain, but his mother was unknown. (A Manidoo---a forest spirit, in some versions of the story.) Pukawiss' father favored his brother, Maudjee-kawiss, who was really athletic and good at hunting, running, swimming, and fishing. All the really "manly" things a Native boy was expected to do. But Pukawiss was gentle, and didn't have the heart to kill animals. Instead, he liked to go off in the forest and watch the animals as they went about their lives. Eventually, he created a series of movements to mimic the animals, the water, and the grass, and taught these first "dances" to his tribe. All of the girls fancied him, but his heart was devoted to dancing, and he left his village to wander the earth and spread his knowledge to the other tribes.

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Headstall said:

At least your hairy Hobbit feet are big.  

I thought you were reading Chapter 10? Go back to reading!  

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

The shortness come form all that inbreeding

What inbreeding?  

[raven1]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm already tall, thank you very much.

@raven1 Don't listen to them saying I'm short, it's all anti-Texan propaganda!  

 

I believe you Drew.  That's why I am sending Albert this latest invention for his arsenal. 

[Headstall]

6 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I thought you were reading Chapter 10? Go back to reading!  

I did read it already, and not to toot my own horn but it was really powerful and I'm taking a break.  

[Drew Espinosa]

Darn it! I can't send Terry to bed, because it's not even noon in Thailand! 

Terry, just go grocery shopping!  

[Headstall]

6 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

What inbreeding?  

Hobbitsesssss

 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Headstall said:

and not to toot my own horn but it was really powerful and I'm taking a break.  

This could be read in a totally different way. <cough>   

[Albert1434]

Well at least Drew some times you can tell time

Edited April 1, 2022 by Albert1434

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Hobbitsesssss

 

I thought we established that this is an image of @clochette on her 30th birthday...  

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Well at least Drew some times you can tell time

Well it's easy since Terry is 12 hours ahead of me.  

[Headstall]

6 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I thought we established that this is an image of @clochette on her 30th birthday...  

Oh oh....

[Albert1434]

I am sure that is going to get him killed

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Oh oh....

1 minute ago, Albert1434 said:

I am sure that is going to get him killed

I ain't scared of my sister.  

[Albert1434]

[Page Scrawler]

5 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

I am sure that is going to get him killed

He'll be hung from the Eiffel Tower and struck with stale baguettes like a piñata. 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

He'll be hung from the Eiffel Tower and struck with stale baguettes like a piñata. 

She'll have to capture me, first!  

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

She'll have to capture me, first!  

Which is impossible!  

[Albert1434]

I am going to tell her to use a blow dart!

[Drew Espinosa]

I set a trigger that if I'm ever abducted, my entire nuclear arsenal will launch and strike Michigan... and I'm sure Clo loves Pagey too much to allow that to happen.  

[raven1]

33 minutes ago, Headstall said:

I did read it already, and not to toot my own horn but it was really powerful and I'm taking a break.  

Oh! So you finally remembered you were the author.  I was beginning to think you were having memory problems.