CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Page Scrawler]

Tonight's dinner was pork cutlet sandwiches and Japanese-style potato salad. Another request from Max.

[Albert1434]

Man those taco's just rocked

Edited April 19, 2023 by Albert1434

[Drew Espinosa]

9 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

Question: What did William Shakespeare say to the cheesemonger?

Answer: "To Brie, or not to Brie?"

The Empire of Texas hereby declares Pagey to be thirty years old. 

'Cause only people older than thirty make dad jokes.

[spike382]

23 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

The Empire of Texas hereby declares Pagey to be thirty years old. 

'Cause only people older than thirty make dad jokes.

I'm 41 now and I don't even make dad jokes, but then again I'm not a dad.  

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I'm 41 now and I don't even make dad jokes, but then again I'm not a dad.  

But you're an uncle.

[spike382]

16 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

But you're an uncle.

That's true, but I've never told a dad joke to my nieces and nephews.  Believe me, I'm the corrupting influence.  

(I've had the tendency to curse in front of them and then say, kids don't talk like your uncle)   

[Albert1434]

Your not going to believe this first I am going to say OMG!

China opened a police station in San Francisco China town! It was properly shut down by the Government! I can't believe they had the balls to do that, How nuts is that!

Edited April 19, 2023 by Albert1434

[Albert1434]

China has opened police stations in US and Canada to monitor Chinese citizens

Edited April 19, 2023 by Albert1434

[Albert1434]

China has opened dozens of “overseas police service stations” around the globe to monitor its citizens living abroad, including one location in New York City and three in Toronto.

[Page Scrawler]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

The Empire of Texas hereby declares Pagey to be thirty years old. 

The US government doesn't recognize your authority. Therefore, I'm still 29. 

[Drew Espinosa]

8 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

The US government doesn't recognize your authority. Therefore, I'm still 29. 

Nope, you're thirty.  

[Page Scrawler]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Nope, you're thirty.  

I'm surprised. You're usually such a nerd when it comes to math, but you appear to be off by 130 days. 

[Albert1434]

You guys are nuts you should enjoy your age you will be old soon enough

[Drew Espinosa]

7 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

I'm surprised. You're usually such a nerd when it comes to math, but you appear to be off by 130 days. 

I legally changed your birthday to April 18.  You are now 30!  

[Albert1434]

So Page your playing Drews game so funny

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I legally changed your birthday to April 18.  You are now 30!  

You wish! 

[Drew Espinosa]

6 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

You wish! 

As God-and-Emperor, whatever I wish for, I get.  So, you are 30!

[spike382]

19 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

I'm surprised. You're usually such a nerd when it comes to math, but you appear to be off by 130 days. 

Yeah Drew, what the hell.  Stop sucking at math ya loser... 

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Aww... what a cute armadillo, I'm gonna hunt that species to extinction!  

[spike382]

8 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Aww... what a cute armadillo, I'm gonna hunt that species to extinction!  

I mean those weirdly adorable creatures are a Texas treasure.  Don't you dare!

[Drew Espinosa]

 Thanks @spike382 for the meal!  

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

I mean those weirdly adorable creatures are a Texas treasure.  Don't you dare!

If you allied with the sea turtles, then that means you allied with other species too. Therefore, the armadillo is suspect, and must be eradicated.  

[spike382]

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

If you allied with the sea turtles, then that means you allied with other species too. Therefore, the armadillo is suspect, and must be eradicated.  

Drew I really don't want our cold war to go hot again.  Besides the sea turtles are in hiding...  

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Drew I really don't want our cold war to go hot again.

Ugh... fine!  I'll hold off for now, and instead have all armadillos monitored for rebel activity.  

[spike382]

35 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

instead have all armadillos monitored for rebel activity.  

Just watch out for them on the roads, their dumbasses are always getting run over.