CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Breaking News: The God-and-Emperor has banned all food imports from Michigan, after discovering that Michiganders have been adding poison to their products!

-The Texas Tribune, 04/30/23

Texas Tribune Editors arrested, charged with False Reporting and Slander.

-The Detroit Free Press, 05/01/23

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

Texas Tribune Editors arrested, charged with False Reporting and Slander.

-The Detroit Free Press, 05/01/23

Fake news! Only I have the right to arrest editors, and reporting the truth isn't a crime.  

[spike382]

7 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

And I'll tell Governor Whitmer to stop exporting cherries to Texas. The next time Drew or Spike wants a cherry pie, they'll be SOL!

Why am I being grouped in with Drewdo?  I've not once threatened any of his herd.  He keeps threatening my guys even after promising not to.  It's like he's in charge of Germany in the 1930s and invading Czechoslovakia after promising not to...  

[Page Scrawler]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

reporting the truth isn't a crime.  

If the Drewth is fabricated, then, yes, it is a crime.

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

Why am I being grouped in with Drewdo?

Okay, Texas can still receive shipments of cherries. But an embargo will be placed on the Imperial household. 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

He keeps threatening my guys even after promising not to.

Inviting them to a luncheon at the imperial palace is not a threat!  And Vegas is an excellent conversationalist, so I'm sure your guys would enjoy talking with him.  

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

Okay, Texas can still receive shipments of cherries. But an embargo will be placed on the Imperial household. 

Michigan Man wants to starve the Empress Mother!

-The Houston Chronicle, 04/30/23

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

If the [redacted] is fabricated, then, yes, it is a crime.

Nope, in the empire the truth is never a crime.  Maybe it's different in Michigan, but in the empire facts matter!  

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Michigan Man wants to starve the Empress Mother!

-The Houston Chronicle, 04/30/23

Does Mama Espinosa dine exclusively on cherries picked from an orchard and shipped across the country? I think not.

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

Does Mama Espinosa dine exclusively on cherries picked from an orchard and shipped across the country? I think not.

[Page Scrawler]

8 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

but in the empire Drewth matters!  

In Michigan, reporters verify facts independently, instead of making claims to suit the whims of dirty politicians. 

Edited May 1, 2023 by Page Scrawler

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

As articulate as ever, I see. 

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

In Michigan, reporters verify facts independently, instead of making claim to suit the whims of dirty politicians. 

We also verify facts in the empire, Michigan ain't special in that regard!  

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

As articulate as ever, I see. 

[spike382]

12 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Okay, Texas can still receive shipments of cherries. But an embargo will be placed on the Imperial household. 

Thanks Pagey, I appreciate the assist.  

[Drew Espinosa]

14 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

If the [redacted] is fabricated

So there's a case where [redacted] is not fabricated?  

[raven1]

9 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Neither is plastic, yet y'all called me a monster for putting some in the sea.

My self restraint is world renowned.

That's only because of our lack of the trait. 

[Page Scrawler]

4 minutes ago, raven1 said:

That's only because of our lack of the trait. 

Hey, Terry!  How are you and Aod?

[raven1]

6 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Hey, Terry!  How are you and Aod?

Aod is OK, but I'm not feeling too great today.  Hopefully it's just a temporary problem. How are you and your boys?

[Drew Espinosa]

12 minutes ago, raven1 said:

That's only because of our lack of the trait. 

[Page Scrawler]

2 minutes ago, raven1 said:

Aod is OK, but I'm not feeling too great today.  Hopefully it's just a temporary problem.

Hope you feel better soon! 

 

2 minutes ago, raven1 said:

How are you and your boys?

We're doing well, thanks. 

[spike382]

12 minutes ago, raven1 said:

I'm not feeling too great today

Sorry to hear that bro.  Hopefully you don't have Gary's Ozzy flu.  

[raven1]

12 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Watch it rebel, or I'll nuke the Faculty of Engineering at Khon Kaen University first thing tomorrow.

Threatening the use of nuclear glitter is against the law, and proof of international terrorism.  

12 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm only targeting Mark's faculty. Besides, the faculties in Bangkok will be fine.

See! You admit targeting one of Spike's herd.  That's threatening harm to a person or property, and definitely illegal!

10 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

The Empire of Texas does not condone terrorist attacks, and the Empire will retaliate against all who threaten world peace and security.  

Watch out Drew.  Other countries will do the same to you in retaliation for your terrorist act.  You may not think your a terrorist, but they will know the truth and act accordingly. 

1 hour ago, spike382 said:

You threatened my sweet War again, that's pretty monstrous. 

How many times can we charge Drew for this crime?

45 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

That wasn't part of the agreement!  

You broke the agreement several times.  See your crimes above.

 

31 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Fake news! Only I have the right to arrest editors, and reporting the truth isn't a crime.  

Now we know where Tucker Carlson is working now.  

28 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Okay, Texas can still receive shipments of cherries. But an embargo will be placed on the Imperial household. 

Hey Spike,  I'll do the same with your herd.  I'll even give you permission to rescue and keep any members of Drew's herd until the tyrant starts behaving.

17 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

We also verify facts in the empire, Michigan ain't special in that regard!  

Like I said, Drew's hired Tucker for this job of verifying facts...then ignoring them.  His expertise is very suited for telling the Drewth.

[raven1]

19 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Hey Spike and Page!  Don't you get the warm fuzzies when you get one of these?  To me it means, I've Won!  He can't figure a comeback and has to resort to the same old memes. 

[raven1]

Just now, raven1 said:

Hey Spike and Page!  Don't you get the warm fuzzies when you get one of these?  To me it means, I've Won!  He can't figure a comeback and has to resort to the same old memes. 

OOOHHHH! It just got better.  He gave me the Angry Emoji!