CoTT 2 House of Cards

[spike382]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I wrote the Imperial Law Code. Therefore I'd never write it in such a way to imply that I'm a violent mad man, you dingus!

I feel like I’m back in English class trying to translate what the author “really” meant with all their similes and metaphors.  
I know what you “really” meant, I majored in English for 3 semesters… 👀

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

I know what you “really” meant, I majored in English for 3 semesters… 👀

Bitch, I'm not some dead author you can interpret in a college course!  

I am telling you point blank the literal (and only correct) meaning of the imperial law!  

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I majored in English for 3 semesters… 👀

Here are my thoughts on your major:

[spike382]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Bitch, I'm not some dead author you can interpret in a college course!  

I am telling you point blank the literal (and only correct) meaning of the imperial law!  

Don’t you know academia and current nonsensical philosophies?  You don’t have to be dead for reinterpretation, and people now just say the author has no real opinion, they’re wrong according to my “head-cannon,” 

So there!  Beeaaaatch!

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You don’t have to be dead for reinterpretation, and people now just say the author has no real opinion, they’re wrong according to my “head-cannon,” 

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, spike382 said:

So there!  Beeaaaatch!

[spike382]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, spike382 said:

So violent.  

[Drew Espinosa]

In the spirit of your English major, maybe I should reinterpret our agreement to mean your herd is actually mine...  

[Albert1434]

Aloha Spike

[spike382]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

 

In the spirit of your English major, maybe I should reinterpret our agreement to mean your herd is actually mine

 

Dude you put big bro through too much for these kind of antics.  I’m going to have to fight you in his name again!

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

Dude you put big bro through too much for these kind of antics.  I’m going to have to fight you in his name again!

You started it!  

[spike382]

2 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Aloha Spike

Hey Bertie, I guess Drew and I simultaneously decided it was too quiet today.  And thus, the Tom & Jerry routine ensues,  

[Albert1434]

I see your point

[spike382]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

You started it!

I (correctly) reinterpreted your decree. You went after my herd AGAIN.  
Just days after our new agreement. 

#Drewsaherdtheif
 

 

[Albert1434]

So, Spike, do you think your agreement is worth the paper it's written on?

Edited May 16, 2023 by Albert1434

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You (correctly) reinterpreted our agreement.

 

[Drew Espinosa]

5 minutes ago, spike382 said:

#LongLiveTheEmpire

Aww!  

[Drew Espinosa]

Announcement: The Ministry of Truth's actions will henceforth be described as "reinterpretations."  

[Albert1434]

Spike, Drew see's agreement as a sign of weakness! Yep!

Edited May 16, 2023 by Albert1434

[spike382]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

 

[Mancunian]

Question; If any go you guys were to be casting for a remake of The Madness of King George by Alan Bennett, who would cast for the title role 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, spike382 said:

I'll back off from reinterpreting our agreement as long as you don't reinterpret the Imperial Law Code. It's that simple.  

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Mancunian said:

Question; If any go you guys were to be casting for a remake of The Madness of King George by Alan Bennett, who would cast for the title role 

@Albert1434, duh!  

[Albert1434]

1 minute ago, Mancunian said:

Question; If any go you guys were to be casting for a remake of The Madness of King George by Alan Bennett, who would cast for the title role 

Drew!