CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Drew Espinosa]

 All snake species are hereby protected by the empire!  

See? I don't just target animals for extinction!  

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, spike382 said:

no sorting hat required. 

Pottermore made it official.  

Not you.  

[Page Scrawler]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Pottermore made it official.  

Not you.  

I thought about taking the test, but I didn't feel like making yet another account, with another password and username that I'd have to remember. 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

I thought about taking the test, but I didn't feel like making yet another account, with another password and username that I'd have to remember. 

You have major Hufflepuff vibes, Pagey.  

[Drew Espinosa]

And @spike382 would just be a muggle.  

[spike382]

11 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

I thought about taking the test, but I didn't feel like making yet another account, with another password and username that I'd have to remember. 

You are so right on that Pagey.  That's why I don' t join anything anymore. 

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

And @spike382 would just be a muggle.  

You can suck me sideways, I'm Ravenclaw all the way, bitch.  

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

You can suck me sideways

I told you before, I prefer to bite... and for you, I'll even bite off.   

[spike382]

11 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I told you before, I prefer to bite... and for you, I'll even bite off.   

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, spike382 said:

You were asking for it, babe.  

[spike382]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You were asking for it, babe.  

You're asking for a lot of things sweetie, but I would never dream of biting anything. 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

but I would never dream of biting anything. 

Oh really? Remember that kpop singer I loaned you for Christmas? You boasted that you bit him all over.  

[spike382]

16 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Oh really? Remember that kpop singer I loaned you for Christmas? You boasted that you bit him all over.  

Define bite... love marks aren't the exact same thing,  and certain areas don't be get love marks.  👀

EDIT: Drew remembers EVERYTHING!

Edited May 17, 2023 by spike382

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Define bite...

My definition includes love marks, you biter.  

[spike382]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

My definition includes love marks, you biter.  

Doesn't mean I'd be putting any love marks on someone's... uhhh... wang chung.  

[Drew Espinosa]

22 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Remember that kpop singer I loaned you for Christmas?

Speaking of loans, maybe we should amend the agreement to say your herd is on loan from me.   

And before you get your panties in a bunch @spike382, it is perfectly legal for you, me, or Terry to suggest amendments. There's no harm in me suggesting an amendment that will not pass.  

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Doesn't mean I'd be putting any love marks on someone's... uhhh... wang chung.  

[spike382]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Speaking of loans, maybe we should amend the agreement to say your herd is on loan from me.   

And before you get your panties in a bunch @spike382, it is perfectly legal for you, me, or Terry to suggest amendments. There's no harm in me suggesting an amendment that will not pass.  

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I get it, your vote is No.   

[raven1]

6 hours ago, spike382 said:

I’ll get Terry to void our agreement and all your guys are up for grabs, it’s that simple.

If I void the agreement, then my commission for doing so will be to reclaim all of SE Asians for myself.  None will be up for grabs by either of you!  

Now stop trying to reinterpret the agreement!  The agreement doesn't come under any literary rules, theories or trends!  

 

Edited May 17, 2023 by raven1

[Page Scrawler]

2 minutes ago, raven1 said:

If I void the agreement,

Hey, Terry! 

[Drew Espinosa]

7 minutes ago, raven1 said:

Now stop trying to reinterpret the agreement!  The agreement doesn't come under any literary rules, theories or trends!

Don't worry, I stopped hours ago.

[raven1]

3 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

 All snake species are hereby protected by the empire!  

See? I don't just target animals for extinction!  

That's called self preservation, not protection! 😄

[raven1]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

an amendment that will not pass.

You got that right!  

 

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

your herd is on loan from me. 

Nope!  Legally they are mine on loan to both of you!!!! 

[raven1]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I get it, your vote is No.   

I am sure that might change depending on your question.  

[raven1]

17 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Hey, Terry! 

Hi Page!  Great story about you shopping trip!  I see you survived the night so far!