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Not really something that can be described in words imo, it's something you gotta feel for yourself and know the difference, whatever that may be for you. I've never "been in love" in the commercialized way, and even in my own interpretation of "love", it hasn't come by...my 1 failed relationship was God awful, but no hard feelings, I learned a lot. Infatuation on the other hand is easy to spot. I fall hard, fast, and short for people more often than it does me any good but I've got a pretty good handle on it now to know when it happens and that it's most likely temporary. Meaning, i won't be the one to ask someone to marry me after the 3rd date. I don't sit around and think about "love". ever. If it happens, it happens, however that may be, as if I would know...it's just a word people made up to conceptualize a feeling and how the f*ck am I suppose to know what a feeling is before I feel it? Actually, it's more than a feeling, it's a condition and circumstance, and again neither have come my way.

Spaghetti a l'YB 1. Boil pasta 2. drain 3. pour Ragú

^Because they're Olympians, so the world plays tug of war on them with everybody trying to find something about them to claim for their own glory. I'm sure the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Society wishes Michael Phelps farts himself to sleep every night too

Personally I'd rather not know...and I honestly don't care. Can an athlete be just an athlete rather than a straight one or gay one? Let them do their thing and respect their discretion. They don't owe anyone anything.

This year's opening ceremony was horrendous. Great job Brits, London 2012 will go down in history as having delivered one of the most lackluster modern day opening ceremonies. Classic case of over-promising and under-delivering. It's official. The Brits can't do it right.

Looks like it's unanimous. I'm about 82.85% confident in my...I'd say 89.29% gayness

oh no! I forgot the lavender candles! I just...I just wanted my first time to be perfect.

Yeah, I don't think many women realize that, but then again I'm sure many of them, like me, would be perfectly happy even with a roofied Tebow. It kinda sucks, I was a Tebow fan long before he became commercial and the focus of bored housewife fantasy. His newfound popularity makes me feel like a big throbbing cliche...."oh you're into Tebow too?"....sonuva bitch.

Happy birdday Kittie

Honestly, I had thought you got sold into sex slavery sometime ago. Good to see that wasn't the case, or maybe it was but you found your way back. Either way...opa!!!!!

Hahahah Do you do punch cards? Like do 10 sessions get 1 session free?

That guy described only one type of Azn Amerkin "experience", just as I'm sure Precious did not "speak so earnestly" about the entire AA community....maybe she did, I dunno LOL but you know what I mean. I don't remember the movie that well, but didn't he live a f*cked up life cuz his dad was a loser who left and his mom died leaving him with all these responsibilities and a little brother to take care of? woooshhh adolescence fluttered out the window, innocence shattered.....really dude that speaks earnestly of Azns? -___- I don't know anybody like the Conrad guy nor do I relate to him in any way I can think of.

Yeah FB is notorious for stuff like that and Ive stepped off for the time being which makes me spend more time on GA I guess. There was a time back in high school I got in a little misunderstanding with the whores at the front office and it lead to this annoying road-to-redemption kinda thing where I had to basically sit in a corner of the room with that cone hat and staple papers til the school says its ok to re-join the rest of the zoo again. My FB blew up with stuff like "where u @??" or "callzzz me!" and then this guy who I use to know who GRADUATED...PMed me and was like "soo...I heard....." I was like "da f*q is this..." and then when I did go back to school which hasn't even been that long of a hiatus, people I barely knew would like...look at me funny...and of course there was the "omg sooo glad you're back hugz" and I'd just be like "bitch I don't even know you". I almost didn't go to my prom. by that time I had sorta turned into one of those loser outcast types who thought prom was no longer appealing cuz it was time to go and we basically had to go unless we plan on being reclusive or something plus I didn't have a date in mind so I almost didn't attend...which in a way didn't make sense cuz I was one of the faux-high-school-level-popular homecoming king runner ups back in the fall...anyhooo I changed my mind, decided that I'm not gonna stay home...cuz I'm one of those people who gets huuugely depressed if I'm home and I know people are out having fun and I'm not, which is why I don't miss gamedays...ever...so I just walked up and was like "yup ticket for UNO pleez". Yup, I didn't have a date to prom. NOT that big of a deal. I still went with a group of friends and it was MAD fun. No same-sex anything whatsoever. This is TX....and even though I did go to one of the more up-and-running kinda schools, it was basically ran by conservative suburban old/new money that didn't like that kinda stuff. I'm sure nobody woulda MINDED if some gay dude brought his boyfriend to prom and they certainly wouldn't have gotten kicked out but like...in that kinda environment nobody was ballsy enough to do it plus we really didn't have the kind of out-there homos who didn't give a shit about what anyone thought of them. it didn't stop gay stuff from happening behind close doors and away from the open scene obviously. We had like 1 or 2 openly gay guys in my class of ^500, and they were weird, but there was a like this wave of FB coming-out post-graduation and some trickled out of the closet a couple years into college....I'm not one of them, but I ought to be...give people something to talk about. pshhh. I know right? you really ought to check out my xtooobe channel hahhahahahahha mabo tofu, tru tru

I'm imagine the best thing to do is just go along with the dates until you get to the good stuff to find out. Either way you reach the same point (you're compatible or not) but you don't come off awkward by asking that question early on like you're already preparing for the bonking. But then again, I'd imagine it being pretty awkward too when you're both just laying there wondering why nothing was going up anywhere. If I was dating someone and things were going well and he asked me if I was a top or bottom flat out, depending on how (un)smoothly integrated it was in the convo, I'd just be like...hmmm so yeah, if you must know, i suppose just do your best to weave it into convo as naturally and non-chalant as you could. or maybe it could go like..."wtf am I sitting on? geez...I hate having things poking my butt *hint hint*" Anyhoo, good thing I'm versatile, so it will never be an issue and I wouldn't ever have to ask the question.

Purdy much.

Have you noticed how girls who are gurlzz with their moms have really f*cked up relationships? Like they're more often than not raging b*tches and their moms are those types of age-inappropriate women who try to live vicariously through their daughters. Like one time at Whole Foods I saw this sorority girl with her mom and they were wearing like the exact same nike shorts with their chio shirts or whatever and it's like...ok lady, you're like...old, your sorostitute ruffie dependent lifestyle is over...cover up those cellulites and stop whipping your hair like youre willow smith.

While I was back in school she did...more like my whole family went "pshh he's got a gf he's just not telling" nosy ass cousins trying to get me to dish. but yeah it probably made no sense to them, i went to a huge ass school, how did 4 and 1/2 years not land me some boobage, something like that. but yeah hmm sorry...no gf. I almost had that "coming out" convo with my parents, God that was a f*cked up couple of days...totally different story, I'll tell you more about it if you wanna hear but basically I was just like "hmm me gay? da f*ck? no no no no x 1000". I don't know if they bought it. Everyone in my family's pretty good with each other though, my mom and I are gurllzz...sorta. Like I said, I'm a mama's boy. You'll see me and her at the Outlets sometimes where she waits outside the changing room and lets me know how something fits....something like that.

I love their faces when they tuck If you scroll up to where only to top half of the pic is visible, he either looks like he's taking the biggest sh*t or just sat down on two black guys

I don't really think he's a twinky type...he's jacked as shit...and his legs are like tree trunks.

I've seen that guy dive sync with Troy Dumais. They were like...spot on. He's a total babe, and total sweat heart. First time I saw him, he was standing on one of the diving board and I was like 3 feet away and he gave me this huuuuge ass smile.

^ totally luv you mommykins!!!! hugzz kisses yay!! Ok, so like somehow I think my relationship with my mom would get a little better/healthier if I didn't have to see her everyday and vice versa probably. I'm a total pansy-ass mama's boy, I'll admit that straight up, but like...as much as I love her, I don't always like her, esp when she goes all banging on the door "did you brush yo teeth boii?!", does that make any sense? The other day over dinner, I was like "weren't we all saner when I was in school?" and they were like "......yeah....please move out soon" (Ashi, I just gave you ammunition)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NScs_qX2Okk Team Moms: World Champs since foreva

I bet he did think about casting someone to play the part instead of him but when Bartzen signed on, he prolly just went "shit if somebody's gonna be havin a sex scene with this guy, it's gonna be me".

You misunderstood me a bit. I don't want this image of me like I'm one of those crazy slutty shallow people who goes around shoving people's junk in my mouth and not care about the "connection", that's not me at all. I was just saying because I have so limited dating experience, I'm not thinking about finding someone to settle down with permanently cuz I have no clue what I really want out of a long term boyfriend and my life's gonna be changing unrecognizably in the next coupla years anyways, so I'm kinda just "poking around the world" gathering bits and pieces of what I need to learn about myself and what I want out of people and my life. my idea with love is just like with making friends...you don't plan it, you don't dwell on it like it's some huge enigma and pull your hair out wondering why it's not working. You do your own shit in life and they come when they come and they do come. How many of your friends did you make because you were like "ok, I need to make a friend...I really like this person, I want to be their friend...ok, here goes...wish me luck"? At least I didn't meet my friends that way, I can't even remember how I met most of my closer friends esp the older ones. It's like the bond got built so subtly and gradually before I knew it we were hanging out everyday and it's like...how do I know you again? but most of my friends came from school, so I do know how we met, but you know what I mean? That's how I envision my love life to be, so I'm not even focused on dating. I would like to date but I don't need to. It's one of those things that'll happen when it happens and good guys come out of the blue, so no need to think about it like it's a goal or something. My #1 concern by far right now is getting my life set up and on a roll so I can have a good life in my late 20s going onto my 30s and 40s. I have no interest in living a mediocre life. never had it that way, don't intend on downgrading. I'm attracted to people who have their lives together and are happy with themselves...I'd imagine other people are too. LOL. So I take that as meaning you wouldn't wanna meet me if i ever go to Cali