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Am I in your head? Anyways I didn't see it, but I've seen The Conrad Boys (atrooocious acting) and it had a similar idea of some random dude getting hooked onto a drifter who crossed his path. It was okkkkayyyyyy....very pg kinda movie and but the drifter dude was a total babe...Nick Bartzen...google him.

^ says the single 42 year old (wait, is he single?...well I'm just assuming ) I'm willing to lay down my babiez that most guys here would jump that bieber "Azz" if given the chance. Ok yeah, he's like the center focus of bandwagon mockery cuz he's got atrocious music and style and his whole THANG is just weird...like I cannot even look at that haircut without vomiting all over my keyboard...plus he's a music industry tool and keeps walking into glass doors...but pleazzz bitch, if you got someone who looked anything close to this come on GA and was for realz, the server would blowup with jizz thirsty crazy people...dawn of the dead style.......or at least just me And i'll be your twin brother...but that means I gotta get you a penis pump.

Everyone's got a different mixture of sugar, spice and everything nice, so it's gonna be a case by case thing...and the whole setting a % this and % that doesn't make much sense to me cuz like I've met people in the past who are soooo interesting I find myself just being blinded by that and I just wanna fornicate their minds. It's like those people someone can mention and you'd go "omg i LOVE [insert name]!!11!!1" and i've also met people who look like they came straight out of Santa's bag of goodies and I'm just like *pant pant pant pant what'd you say? huh? nvm, doesn't matter* either way i never dated any of them, except 1 and he was none of the above, so I'm gonna try it all out til I can go "ok, I like this and that" and "maybe not this and that." I'm 23 and that's how it izzzz...isn't it? If I meet someone tmr who I feel like I wanna spend the next 312 years with them, great...but that's as likely as if I woke up tmr with 2 dicks. So I'm gonna take whatever comes my way as learning experiences or just fun flings. I'm not worried about getting older and expiring on the homo meat market...shit I KNOW I'll be rocking and cocking all the way til 70 . If by then, I STILL haven't found anyone...hopefully I'll have enough money to be gay Hugh Hefner and I'll just pay Justin Beiber #45 to suck my dick.

So you're a bottom.

unless the image of g string Hawaiian girls with titties bustin with tropical punch seeps into every nerve of your retina as you lie in your bed looking around, you're gay.

and the dalai lama is actually a llama

The thing with Major sports is they're all team sports but some of em require absolutely no skills at all. Think offensive linemen. You just gotta be fat and stupid and like to crash into someone like JD mentioned above. Not to mention its almost strictly an American thing and as much as I like football and college football, I'm a little more international and all-inclusive to keep my interest limited to something so limited. Basketball has a pretty big following, I wouldn't put it behind Baseball..maybe they're equal I dunno but I don't follow baseball at all. I think it's boring as shit. Does nobody watch volleyball? If I had to pick a team sport to play competitively and recreationally, it'll be volleyball. Sand volleyball is inescapable here during the summer. If I was a couple inches taller, I'd be a damn good volleyball player. Aquatics requires so much damn work it is reeedunculous how much conditioning you have to put into swimming and the amount of finesse required for gymnastics and diving is just unbelievable. How many of you can run or toss a basketball? probably all of you. How many can do a back flip? I'd say 0...maybe 1. I f*cking love the fact that the Olympics is mostly an individual competition...you work your ass off to prove you're the best single person in the world at the sport you love.

For ever 1 scandal uncovered, there's probably 10 not. Old man joe, Sandusky, Penn State just got unlucky. If every bit of dirt in the world got dished...then 2012 might as well be the end of man kind.

I'd also like to add that what I say doesn't need to be taken at face value. I write things from a single stream of consciousness and it's not like I gave it thorough thought and intended on insulting or undermining anyone. And I'm just a random dude on a random internet site...take what you will from me and if you don't agree, either say "I don't agree" or just ignore it...no need to feel butt hurt. My style with people in real life or online is straightforward...I talk openly about a lotta things and if I don't agree with someone, I'll say it and I'll say why and maybe it can lead to a good discussion/debate. I don't just tell someone "you suck" and even if I do, I'll probably list out all the reasons why i think so and even so, it's probably tongue in cheek anyways. I'm in a weird mood, so I apologize if I sound like an ass. To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of the big pile of sugar GA can be sometimes with all the "omg you're such an incredible person (even though I have no idea who you are at all) and i just wanna hug you and let's all just hug and sing kumbaya til the world becomes a better place, I'll always be here for you, you're such a good friend, hug, hug, hug x 4000"....please....I guess where I'm from and the kinda life I live, people tend to act a little more...composed. I'm not used to nor do I enjoy seeing groups of guys give a whole new meaning to sap. But I get it, everyone's got a different life and a different style. I'm not here to say any one is better than another. So yeah, no offense to Mark, who I get is probably 100% sincere in this post. I'm not saying you're not a good guy Mark...I just found a kink in your post and picked at it for fun. Again, no need to feel like I just attacked you or your whole sense of self. One random person's opinions should not by any means make you feel like you've just been ran over by a pack of elephants. I do apologize if I made you feel that way. I appreciate the PMs coming my way...

Muuuuuch better.

This is possible one of the worst pictures ever. His pose and that look on his face just screams "punch me in the face".

Good post. ...but... I think as much as we'd like to want to believe we don't actually care about someone's lifestyle, dress sense, religious beliefs, physical appearance, intelligence, sexual fetish, ability to make money, health, etc etc....none of us are Jesus Christ. Whether people choose to accept it or not, every little thing and the sum of all of it that make up a person is subject to go through our critical minds and that can be on however subconscious of a level you'd want to call it. It's not about acceptance, it's more of...I dunno, the ability to discern...and its what separate us from animals. But I suppose we do our best to be as accepting as we can be...but not every little piece of copper is a shiny new penny. So as much as I'd like to pat you on the back and join the chorus, I'm going to call bs. In my honest opinion, the most a person can legitimately say is not so much "I don't care about this and this and this" but rather "I'm going to do my best to not let this and this and this get in the way of me trying to get to know and/or like a person", and there's a difference. I'll straight up say that I do care about all those things you "don't". But it's not like I'm going to say "oh you believe in this kind of God, I'm not going to talk to you"...no, that's not how it is at all but that kind of thing will add just a little slight bit to how I feel about whether or not that person is sane enough to talk to. You throw some Scientology in with having crazy weird sex fetishes, dressing like a bum and having mental issues...sorry, I'm not going to care at all about "how are you today" or "what makes you tick". The part about you listening and hearing is good though. Not many people do, it's definitely a good quality to have...but go out and see the world, Mark. And get in a room with more than 5 people. if you can Skype and have webcam sex, and write the way you do on GA, you can do more. And just as a side note...you're kinda strange, but not in a bad way per se but just that the some of the things you say and post don't exactly match the image you put out on here. Juss sayin'

Zombie I've had that suspicion for a while. Closet straggot...let's tie him to a rainbow flag post and tickle him til he turns bi.

Tet, just cuz you can't even swim across the bathtub don't mean you gotz to be hatin'

Ok pedos.

The only reason I talk to you is cuz I believe you're Anderson Cooper. If you're not, I'd appreciate knowing that right now.

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This is one of my fav FMLs of all times...I just thought of it again Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken". FML

You're welcome

Sorry I'm not sorry that I like what I like and don't like what I don't.

Federer played a noticeably better match. I liked Murray's little mumbled speech at the end. Hard not to feel for the guy

This is sick!!!

Sometimes I don't get carded at restaurants. But that's probably just because they figure that since I'm ordering drinks, and not being shy or weird about it, I either am old enough or have a good fake...so either way i'd be getting my drinks so they may as well just skip the carding. I'm happy to look younger, the only noticeable inconvenience is in my line of work, which like Beys said can be a hurdle because looking young = being an amateur and that makes building a solid clientele a little harder. The age/look factor probably applies to most fields unless you're one of those people who work independently and quietly.

Hey, I'm juss sayin...there's nothing wrong with recognizing when someone's heading in a good direction. Sooooo does that mean you also break the Asian trend on...you know? I mean..you got the big feet thing going (I'm a 9 1/2......shoe size that is )

I'll probably still look 18