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I like the way a lotta android phones look but can't stand the way droids run. SIRI LETS MAKE LUUUVVVVV

Its for the vomiting effect. I've ran out of ipecac, so I need the next best thing. Plus I got a dog now and sometimes he eats shit he's not suppose to. All I gotta do is put the screen in his face.

Ew

The Gay Taurus: For A Raging Bull, You're Kind Of A Princess.

Really? Weird, I haven't heard it at all these days, just thought of it when typing up the post.

Inside PD's closet you got your RL polos, some Lacoste, a few Brooks Bros hangin in the back and then a coupla Pizza Huts. Swaaaaaaaagggggggggg

There's a big discrepancy in this thread when it comes to what everyone is thinking of in terms of cheating and what it means to "get involved" because there are those of you who can clearly and easily separate any kind of emotional attachment from sex and see sex as just sex and those of you who will always in some small way need some personal investment in the mix to even consider anything. Everyone's interpretation of cheating is different.

The 5th dimension:

I'm slowly catching up on Season 3 on Hulu. As far as this guy goes.....any time, any place, any position

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I'd say I'm C+ thank you very much.

We talked about this over dinner tonight, grossly enough. I'm pretty sure my mom made more gay comments than the incident itself.

Really dude? You have to gay up everything? The Spurs and Thunder are the ones to watch

Green Lantern! HA! Does this mean we'll get to see Ryan Reynolds with another guy in Green Lantern 2?

You don't have permission to be unwell. So get your ass back here...and turn around...and let me look at it.

Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that.

Jack McFarland

Most advice is given to benefit the proponent, not the recipient.

Ryry is a bottomless pit of colon. I can vouch.

Solarize my friggin yard in July and there'll enough to power everything inside forever....

I think everyone wishes their lives are just handed to em on a silver platter, and I do too sometimes but like you said, it's the things you work hard for that you enjoy the most when you've gotten what you wanted. So this is something quirky that I do and it's one of those "yeah I know, blah blah make fun" things but, ok, so everyday I pretty much end it by browsing the web and whatnot and while I'm still on my laptop, i open up this little journal that I've been keeping since I was, idk, like 14 and I take a minute or two and just jot down whatever was good about the day. It really takes like 2 minutes and if I'm having a shitty day, I'd still bs something like "I took a nice dump". I think it helps to warp my mind into habitually thinking about nicer things in my life rather than focusing on crap, and there's crap for sure, and for that, I deal with it by trollin on GA

Singing with Neil Diamond on stage must've been incredible. I'm extremely jealous.

Bitch I called this months ago.