At our school chapel the images of Stephen (six pack, muscular chest and thighs, great shoulders, great jaw), and Sebastian, (slightly plumper, but with a cloth covering his genitals that implied he was hung!) Kept some of us entertained every friday morning!
Moving right along....
You have created two of the sickest characters in fiction in Lance and the headmaster (with Lances father a close third). Lots of people had sad and difficult childhoods, but to create characters this sick is masterful!