Hamen Cheese

CHAPTER 01: Adam's Rescue Sixteen years later… My name is Adam. Just Adam. I used to be Adam, son of X. But like my old life, I’ve left that name behind along with everyone else who belonged to it. I don’t miss it in any way. I was miserable living with all those people from “the village.” That’s the term we use here in the city for my former home. My family was from the village. Pretty much all my memories with them were unpleasant. The village isn’t really one place, but actually the entire

PROLOGUE An unnatural sense of calm enveloped the man standing by the flames – if one could still call him a man. He was undoubtedly a man as he carried features distinctly human. But looking at him then, no one would think him alive. Then again, no one knew what to think and expect the last few decades ever since the world changed drastically. He felt relaxed watching the tongues flicker, casting an eerie glow on the cold barren walls. And yet, there was a sense of peace in him as though thing

Ben Goes to the Zoo by Hamen Cheese My little brother Ben has always been a happy child. That, at least, has always been how I saw him. He was always laughing, drooling, and looking around at the world as though everything was amazing. He was different and I knew it but I never saw different as anything wrong. My mom did though. Her name’s Sarah. Overall, she’s a good ma but a very unhappy one. She’s been sad for almost as long as I could remember. Our neighbours say she used to be very

Kyle's younger brother Ben has always been different and has been treated as such. For Ben's ninth birthday, Kyle wanted to do something special for him by bringing him to the zoo.

Just a thought... I know you can imprison people for owning underage porn... but can you imprison underage porn stars?

Luke from Desert Dropping.

Assuming we develop the technology to travel at the speed of light, we'll be there in 25 years!

For everyone's benefit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wfmLrsxkAs Imagine if she accidentally slipped and fell on you. CSI would have quite a mess to clean up.

A Bieber blow up doll is just a scandal waiting to happen...

Personally, all the cheesing is just so we can bring them down to our level (not that our level is bad! It's perfectly fine, thank you very much!). The "ripping" for me is just done in good fun so that they're more real and not the stuff legends are made of (as so many ad agencies try to make them out to be). The fact that no matter how much we whine it won't make a difference makes it even more fun (okay, I know there are supposed to be punctuations somewhere there but my mind isn't working right now). But if we start making statues of Bieber in National Museums, I will throw a fit (not that I go to National Museums)! :2hands: Wait eighty years where my memory starts fading before doing that please. Celebrity wax museums are fine.

Just making fun of him until the next big thing comes along...

Now that is the cutest thing. Hehe. I got my letter but I sent it back because I just couldn't fit Hogwarts to my schedule...

Some of the actors are my age but I'm sad to report that none of them are my type... Hehe. I love the magic though.

Well I have a pair of Levi's I bought for roughly... $48. I have more of another local brand though that I got for roughly... $16. So yeah, Levi's is overpriced here. Hehe.

Wait!!! Wait!!! What was that comedy movie involving the main character fighting a kung fu cow?

This one I totally agree with.

Peace is not the absence of conflict. It's staying away from the Soapbox.

That didn't actually occur to me until you pointed it out. Haha. Sicko!

Yes, there is an upcoming Perks movie adaptation and it's staring Logan Lerman ("that kid from percy jackson" hehe) as Charlie. I don't know if he's gay. He hasn't told me anything since the last time we met for coffee. But, in the few short films he made with Dean Collins, he is gay. I just made that comment about him landing the role cause at least now I think he won't have any trouble kissing a guy in the movie. Still, I can't imagine him as Charlie. Oh, I don't know if there will be another PJ movie (although I read that Lerman signed on for the next two PJ movies in his contract). What I meant was a new book coming out. The new series is called Heroes of Olympus and it's the sequel to the PJ books.

I don't think it's a sign of overall decline in literacy - unless of course your definition for someone literate is knowing every style, rule, and convention of writing (novels, business letters, poetry, prose, short stories, lyrics, angry messages on the back of notebooks, etc.). If that was the case, then yes maybe. I think it's more of a lack in the formal education towards writing novels. For instance, I have not received any formal education in writing novels as my course was not in any way related to writing novels. So, conventions followed in that particular area of writing may not be obvious to me and thus not followed until someone finally points it out. Certainly, none of my university professors ever pointed it out because I was never asked to write a novel. Business reports, studies, essays, etc. - we did those. Novels? No. It may be like asking a novelist to do a research paper and then telling him that he did not follow the MLA format for citing sources. I wouldn't say that he's "showing sign of the overall decline in literacy"1 as was suggested. Maybe we should define what counts towards literacy these days? SOURCE: [1] Agincourt. "One of My Pet Peeves." Gay Authors - Quality Gay Fiction. Ed. Myr. 24 Sept. 2010. 24 Sept. 2010 <https://www.gayauthors.org/forums/topic/29506-one-of-my-pet-peeves/page__pid__266566#entry266566>.

Is Levi's a high end brand in the states? Cause it definitely is here. I can buy maybe three pairs from the local jeans manufacturer for the price of one Levi's jeans.

Does Kung Fu Panda count? Hehe. Crouching Tiger was okay. It's the only one that really comes to mind right now.

I hear the movie industry is in need of stunt men...

Ok, so I must admit I'm waiting for the sequel to the Percy Jackson series. It's coming out Oct 12. Admittedly, it's a bit out of my age group now but I read the first book before and just really loved the mythology and the humor. So, in my search to look at more info on it (erm... possibly a leaked copy ), I came across Lerman's movie shorts. Apparently, he used to make short movies with Dean Collins (I think a co-actor on Jack & Bobby). I've only watched two but apparently he's gay (or insinuating it anyway) in both short movies haha. I guess that explains how he landed his role in The Perks of Being a Wallflower movie. Here's one of the movies I watched. The other movies are on their shared youtube account.

Uhh... never heard of it but congratulations and have a great day.