Let's see as to Prompt #305.
Actually, that would be...Do I see dead people??? Can they talk? And as a side note, and I've always wondered, if male vampires are actually dead, wouldn't erections be impossible? Think of the impracticability here, folks, not to mention the physics involved. Are we talking pacemakers and mechanical pumps operating off of batteries???... I guess that prompt interview could cover both ghosts and vampires...oh...wait...are vampires actually ghosts, seeing how they are already dead???
As to Prompt #306
Is it just talk, smooth talk, sexy talk, or I'ma gonna bang you talk? Perhaps all four, the possibilities are endless...I mean, there are several I'd like to bang, I mean, talk to...and obviously, face to groin, face...none of that ghosting stuff, no need to text, just ankle shackels, a hidden room, and turn the lights down low...
I've just finished the Creature Feature, like 45 minutes ago...I'm not frazzled, deprived of normal human interaction, considering my football team just snatched victory from the jaws of defeat. Much to the detriment of a couple of former presidents who are no longer living in my wallet...
What's the contest again? Who's on first?