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  1. KJames
    "Shake a leg," huh? Reminds me of the revenge I got with one of my workers...he had plastered a local band's bumper stickers on the ceiling fans, and my car's bumper and side panel, in a place I used to work. So to get even with him, I poured jalapeno juice into his coke... The poor kid would've been in a world of hurt, but I had gotten an ice water when I saw him moving toward his coke, so while he was downing the quart of i/w, I told him, "Listen and listen good: Don't bring those bumper stickers around anymore, and DO NOT even think about trying to beat me at pranks." To which he readily gave in.
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    Rebuilt Office

    KJames commented on JamesSavik's blog entry in jamessavik's Blog

    Gay, huh? But not so vain as to tactically hide the "For Dummies" series of books on the shelves......seriously, James, others are supposed to think you're a smart miracle worker on that stuff, not the other way around...
  3. KJames
    Assault with a deadly weapon. (How dare you even think of tasering anyone! That was just plain mean!)
  4. KJames
    Yeah, Linxe, please don't give up on it...remember, the whole story is actually a flashback, so you've got lots of flexibility to build the story back around to that beginning and then, possibly, continue from the 'present day' perspective.
  5. KJames
    I keep forgetting to post more here...this one's an old one in keeping with the Christmas Season, from Red Sovine, IIRC, Teddy Bear, works every time.
  6. KJames
    In looking back at it, the only reason I answered that way was because I had been having really good days...and was well rested from a vacation trip.
  7. KJames
    Boy, can you ever say that again! I was asked how old I was one day and told the person 32. I was 43 at the time...
  8. KJames
    Excessive accessorizing!
  9. KJames
    Hope your birthday was a blast, guy!
  10. KJames
    Who cares about cownapping? They sleep a lot of the time anyway... For those who wanted to eat chocolate covered men and were wondering what else could be more pleasing: I've also got some fresh whipped cream around here somewhere...
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    Lacey

    KJames replied to Tiger's topic in The Lounge

    I have also been thinking of my younger friend since I heard he was actually going through the surgery last week, and there hasn't been a day I haven't thought about him chomping at the bit to get ahold of a laptop or phone to text-chat with... ...he gets bitchy without his texting! Please let him know that he can text me, too. I'm leaving my text # in a e-mail to C.L.L's yahoo account.
  12. KJames
    Well...I think we fell into it, you always seem to write with a 'the more, the merrier,' style...
  13. KJames
    I sort of had the feeling that might have been your field...you have now, what, 6 people in the story who are or were very good at economic planning? Just with characters that have been integrated into the story. Then there are all the people who work for Stef in his financial enterprise, not on the real estate side, but the investing/capital funding stuff...
  14. KJames
    Mark, loved Ch. 41, Ch. 42 was a nice transitioning chapter. The CC scene was priceless, especially exposing his old high school flame...as a shitty lay! That was absolutely priceless! In Ch. 42, Mummy's letter connecting them to being in cahoots with the bank was quite interesting!!!
  15. KJames
    Killjoy.
  16. KJames
    Happy Birthday, Benji! Try to remember to keep your b***s warm and your ice cream cold.
  17. KJames
    For forcing me to double-dip him in chocolate...when it should have been generously spread then licked off!
  18. KJames
    Just good timing, I guess...and I'm not irresistible, just sweet... For double-dipping me in my own chocolate...
  19. KJames
    Yeah, have a happy one, Nick!
  20. KJames
    That letter is a riot!
  21. KJames
    I thought you cut it with your tongue!
  22. KJames
    I wasn't teasing, though... Oh! Oh! Me, too! Me, too!
  23. KJames
    I can't imagine why it was banned! That was hilarious!
  24. KJames
    Salon here for both of us...barbers just don't work well with my hair...
  25. KJames
    I never impersonate a cuddly kitty...I might imitate, but not impersonate...besides, I don't like his brand of cat food... ----- Imitating art imitating real life.
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