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to celebrate backwards day the penguin has regressed to its early physical form ...as a fat blubbery squawking baby demanding food and attention ...er, on second thoughts, plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose
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ooo look its an escaped Lab experiment gone wrong
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bears like tough old meat keeps their teeth sharp
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no brains in that - it’s just a snack for the cook
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BBQ? *licks lips*
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some might say that the penguin’s just completed her “food” testing...
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- deadly spiders
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is that the right collective noun for penguins? a mob of penguins? an innocence of penguins? a blot of penguins? a stench of penguins? Nope It’s a WADDLE of penguins!!
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SNATCH! *wipes smirk off the penguin’s beak*
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even the wormtongued platty...thing is suspicious of the penguin’s “buffet” table
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poor Wormtongue - thinks he’s an “equal”
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The year 2071... What did you do in the LPWland War Uncle Wes? Weeelll, Mary-Lou, aah whupped ‘em! Aah held onto that goddarned shiny crown for 8 whole hours! Can you believe it! Aah godda tell yuh, Mary-Lou, cos you ain’t gonna believe it.. drone drone drone... *Mary-Lou runs off screaming*
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if you’re not the penguin’s pet maybe it’ll let you have The Toad for company...
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and here we see the penguin’s pet, in its natural habitat - having a hissy fit
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Fast food delivery *licks lips*
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the delusion the truth
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pure evil
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nasty, sneaksie, cheatsie penguin the Magnificent Bird (the one that can fly ) has spoken: and that means if you disobey the Magnificent One... your flippers will be pecked off! And now... I think it’s time for a nursery rhyme... Georgie Porgie Porky penguin pudding and pie, Kissed Poked the girls penguin and made them it cry When the boys zombies came out to play, Georgie Porgie Porky penguin ran away.
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The Toad will save us! all praise The Toad! peace and blessings be upon it!
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that’s right and the penguin’s a cute little critter that’s everyone’s friend wouldn’t harm a fly...
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that cat’s dangerous
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on Opposite Day I’ll take that as a real compliment *squirts some more own brand fragrance...*
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the Penguin’s Friend (like Fisherman’s Friends, only smellier... ) just confirmed it again!
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which means, of course, that it does!
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but this is Opposite Day! Oh no! *phones bear hospital...* and, of course, the bear still has this...
