A.J.

I have to agree with Luc, this isn't funny at all. Usually the Onion makes me laugh... This just makes me sad that they think this is funny.

Happy Birthday, Wayne!

Happy Birthday Nosty!

I can't help myself. Add Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer to this list. My brother Adam pointed Hermey the Elf out to me when we watched it the year I came out. He told me there is nothing wrong with being a dentist.

Wow. It was a joke. Just like I don't really expect him to take me up on my offer. Of course, maybe you thought I really believed that too? I wish Tom the best of luck. For some of us it was easy. For others it is a struggle. If he is happy, then that is all that matters.

I assume all hot guys are gay until proven straight.

I was referring to Stellar's comments and the comments on another site that I frequent. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/08/tom-daley-not-gay-straight_n_3889933.html Let's remember that Tom recently said the following (Sep 2013): Extremely hot, straight athletes rarely need to say this. Why you ask? Because they are seen out with women constantly. Rumors about them being with women are rampant. Every time I saw Tom Daley in a picture with a woman it looked posed or forced yet there are tons of photos of him with guys. Let's just say, I've thought this was obvious for some time now.

I'm amazed that people are surprised by this. I'm not surprised at all. Tom, I'm here for you. If you need to explore your "new found" sexuality, please let me know. We can explore it together.

I'm always amazed at surveys like this. In this case, the survey focuses on asking foreigners questions about the USA like the location of states as though that information is something important for them to know. Let's face it, many Americans can't name all 50 states or place them on the map. For those who have been critical of foreigner's knowledge of the USA, I'd say there are a lot of things that others might view you as ignorant for having no knowledge of them. Can you speak two or more languages fluently? What is the speed of light in a vacuum? Average distance to the moon in km? Name all of the amino acids? Name even half the elements on the periodic table? Explain why the noble gases rarely combine with other elements? Why is the moon important? Conversion formulas for C/F/K or miles/km? What is a transistor? Can you fully reinstall Windows and all drivers/applications on your PC or other OS without help? Can you surf? My point is simple... It is easy to make fun of others for not knowing something you view as trivial or essential. We are all ignorant of something.

Size queens.

Happy Birthday, Mikie!

Happy Birthday, Louis!

I hate it when guys touch my things without permission.

It hurts sometimes to be alone, but as they say it is better to be alone than to be with the wrong person. I find what I miss the most is snuggling and cuddling with a guy. My body pillow just doesn't cut it. I wish I could be with someone right now, but I'm the first to admit that I am a difficult guy to date.

My collection of prompt responses and very short stories.

WARNING: A slur against gay people appears below in my writing. I was recently in a conversation with another gay male when he used the slur multiple times. No offense is meant by me and I've attempted to use the slur in my prompt response in the same manner it was used by the person who offended me with it. *** “Is that honestly what you think of me?” “What would make you say that?” Ryan replied. “You made fun of them to your friends and called them faggots,” I answered in an angry

Happy 23rd Birthday Arpeggio (Lacey)! Hope you feel like a today!

Happy 18th Birthday!

A very short review, but for some reason seeing it made me blush.

OMG! Happy Birthday! You kept it quiet in chat!

I'd like to wish a big Happy Birthday to FrenchCanadian! I hope you and moonwolf have a great day, but here is a from me.

Happy Birthday, Rustle!

I enjoy the fighting and roughhousing in hockey. I just pretend that they are fighting over me and imagine the celebration after they have won me. In all seriousness, we have a sport called boxing. Seems to me that if we are wishing to reduce head injuries in sports we should start there.

I can't decide if you are trying to alienate older members by bashing The Beatles or fit in with the younger crowd by claiming to love Glee.