“When Matthew was young, we’d come here for the Sunday brunch buffet, and he’d fill his plate with only bacon and donuts. One time he emptied an entire chafing dish of bacon and pissed off a dozen or so people in line behind him.” Dad snickered and gestured towards the line of people at the buffet. “We all pitched in trying to empty his plate of bacon.”
“Stop embarrassing your son in front of his boyfriend. He was only eight years old,” Mom scolded my father.
“So, I asked you to brunch fo