Listen everyone. Here's the tip of the day... and the rest of your lives:
Before you take a seat in a plane (or anywhere else for that matter), you might want to check what lies beneath it. A man flying from Atlanta to Miami found the back of his legs covered in... feces. He reported the situation (like a normal person would do). The flight attendant was very "helpful". She gave him two paper towels and a bottle of gin to clean himself up. So, he went to the bathroom and began his "sanitizing" procedure. When he got back, guess what? His seat was still filthy. He tried one more time. One of the crew members was tasked to clean the area with paper towels (against all protocols, I presume). Lastly, he was given two choices: "you can sit in your seat or you can be left behind". And what did the airline do when they were told about the incident? They "apologized" and offered him 50k miles in compensation.
Here's a question: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH AIRLINES?!?! (sorry for the outburst. There are lots of stories like this one, I'm sure)