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Drew Espinosa

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  1. Drew Espinosa
    Howdy y'all!
  2. Drew Espinosa
    It's a seven year old article, you have nothing to fear.
  3. Drew Espinosa
    No, I had a wonderful dream where I replaced you as Man's editor. He was so happy to finally have an editor who wasn't a tyrannical slave driver.
  4. Drew Espinosa
    Babe, I quoted Man verbatim. Here are the receipts! 👇
  5. Drew Espinosa
    Take it up with Man, all I did was quote him.
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  7. Drew Espinosa
    I could recognize my own name written out when I was about 3 or so, but I didn't start actively reading things until I was like 5 or so.
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  9. Drew Espinosa
    Handsome, don't you ever get tired of making dad jokes?
  10. Drew Espinosa
    You're definitely on the Naughty List.
  11. Drew Espinosa
    The rebel alliance is breaking apart!
  12. Drew Espinosa
    To quote @Mancunian, "Mmm, trash."
  13. Drew Espinosa
    So I started your happy hour? You're welcome!
  14. Drew Espinosa
    By law, none of my actions can ever be considered "violent."
  15. Drew Espinosa
    Violence is never the answer!
  16. Drew Espinosa
    Nope! What I'm saying is that as God-and-Emperor, I am responsible for all good things, and not responsible for all bad things. Don't make me say Baxter Boys is trash!
  17. Drew Espinosa
    Stop bullying me! 😭
  18. Drew Espinosa
    How am I even responsible? Stop bullying me! 😭 Too late, you bully!
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  20. Drew Espinosa
    Why, because the North Pole is too close to Russia? Don't worry, my friend Vlad gave me his blessing to nuke the North Pole whenever I want.
  21. Drew Espinosa
    Why would I dream about being on the Naughty List?
  22. Drew Espinosa
    Good thing I'm not a war criminal!
  23. Drew Espinosa
    I should probably add this to my signature. If you don't want to feel betrayed, maybe don't fantasize about gagging Spikey? 🤷‍♂️
  24. Drew Espinosa
    Me, the guy who threatened to nuke the North Pole if I were ever put on the Naughty List.
  25. Drew Espinosa
    @Headstall and @clochette are not on this year's Nice List for Christmas.
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