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I bet the children at this play area think it's the best slide ever.

"Hi Jack" https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RD0fz9-gqwThQ&v=SXSSrBBZV_8&feature=player_detailpage

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My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?" I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others, I was awake." Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 AM to 8 PM

APARTMENT for RENT A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.' On the way to the office, he regretted what he had Done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note: Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment . I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note: Dear Sir: #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management. So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.

It's unusual, and obviously significant, that a website blocked access by a browser.

Dear God, My prayer for 2014 is for a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year! Amen

Australia wireless 250 years ago. After having dug to a depth of ten feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times said: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British". One week later, Australia 's Northern Territory Times reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tennant Creek , Northern Territory , Knackers Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely bugger-all nothing. Knackers has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless."

If you think Tennessee is a desolate no (gay) man's land, here's an indication to the contrary. From the Tennessean: That's June 13-14. Make your plans now. Keep Tennessee green...bring money.

Can you say "eleven"? If you are Scottish, does it matter?

A big LOL on the Southern Frat Bro. I don't know anyone like that. Of course, at my age, I would never be considered a bro. The only trait I can identify is the addiction to SEC football.

My wife asked me to put the pie in the oven at 120 degrees. It took some doing but typically she showed no appreciation.

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Well, there's nothing like a spurious bit of satire to bring out what people around the world really think of us in Tennessee. The National Report "article" was a big spoof from the very beginning and a great joke on all you April fools. The toughest thing about being a Tennessean is that there are so many ignorant bigots everywhere else.

If your spring cleaning includes any new furniture, consider a headboard for the bed that is masculine in both appearance and practical use...

So, I'm guessing the "Paya special" is nothing more elaborate than right clicking on the picture presented as a challenge. Go ahead and try it on the most recent picture above. The label on the picture contains the name of the subject. Most pictures have such a description in their original internet posting. To avoid tempting Paya and others who may not recuse themselves as he so politely did, I suggest you "launder" the picture by saving it to your Photobucket or other such account and changing the description to something less revealing. Good luck. Have fun. I believe it's Zombie's turn.

ipseity selfhood; state of being oneself

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

Excellent story, Graeme! I struggled along with Rick throughout trying to figure out how he was going to reveal his true sexuality to Drew and still maintain their friendship. That's a theme in many stories, but The Price of Friendship turned everything on it's head. Your final resolution of the dilemma was refreshing and satisfying as well as successful for Rick, Drew, and their friendship. Thanks.

"I LOVE YOU" IN 10 LANGUAGES English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German Ich Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Italian Ti Amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Alskar Dig Lithuanian As Tave Meliu Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Florida, Mississippi, Kentucky, North Carolina, Nice Tits, Get in the Truck. West Virginia, Virginia, Saskatchewan, Alberta

And I love you!

I’ve seen many remarkable nature photographs over the years but this photo of a nesting falcon is perhaps the most remarkable nature shot that I’ve ever seen. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Nature is truly breath-taking! Younger members probably have never seen a falcon and wouldn't recognize it.