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That or a "Paya special".

Many readers may not realize that C J is a real world traveler and has been to all, or nearly all, the places he writes about.

2008 Lexus RX 350, bamboo.

LOL. I like it. We are having the heaviest snow flurries of the year today...the sixth day of spring

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want." Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool!"

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Is anyone going to protest his funeral?

Gee! You are really serious. All I did was stand some eggs on end, take a picture, and post it here. Enjoy the season.

I agree with you, Adam...on missing our little Buddha buddy and on Someday Out of the Blue. Maybe he's somewhere trying to stand an egg on end.

It's not impossible to balance an egg on other dates; it's just easier to do so on the vernal equinox. There's a problem with myth busting. Disproving one minor point doesn't disprove everything.

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello, George. What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

That is cheating...totally unnecessary on the vernal equinox.

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

It 's that time of year again...

Phew! And welcome back, C J. In case you've forgotten, C J's real first name is Cliff.

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...."

The wonders of voice recognition... https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NmWRhhvf60Y This young Norwegian has a nice new car (Audi, I think), but his accent is problematic. He just wanted to hear some Nickleback.

Rube Goldberg puppies:

The devil baby attacks... https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Fp68v0oqLKA