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MikeL

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  1. Here are some pictures of flooding in the UK: http://www.businessinsider.com/uk-flooding-pictures-2014-2
  2. Yahoo Sports has an interesting article about Michael Sams' potential acceptance into the NFL: I heartily recommend you read an entertaining and thought-provoking new story at GA about a gay player's acceptance in Aussie Rules football...Graeme's Leopard Skin Cover.
  3. And what happens to Scottish nobility, e.g. the Duke of Argyll?
  4. Why men die first...
  5. Check out bathroom conditions in Sochi: https://www.gayauthors.org/forums/topic/23393-make-us-laugh/?p=452481
  6. Thankfully for the athletes, the Sochi Olympics will be over in about two weeks...
  7. Yeah. It only appealed to certain prurient interests.
  8. affabulation (moral of a fable)
  9. Caterdays aren't anything special for me. Maybe that's just the way it is for retirees.
  10. Indians don't rob banks... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6APh7ov4rM&feature=player_detailpage
  11. A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again? Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, dummy'. The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
  12. No mention of J.R. Celski?
  13. Is there a purpose to this discussion?
  14. Welcome Jon!
  15. Cold where you are? Check out... The Weather Report in North Dakota Native American weather broadcast straight off of a reservation TV station in North Dakota: Finally, a weather report that doesn't take 10 minutes to explain with multiple graphics and words that you have no clue as to what they mean. This is direct and to the point!
  16. Geek Speak: Hardware /nm./: the part of the computer that you can kick. To be, or not to be, those are the parameters. IBM means I Blame Microsoft. God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it. Bus Error - Please Take The Train. "I am Pentium of Borg. Precision is Futile, Prepare to be Approximated." "What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator." Real programmers don't believe in schedules. Planners make schedules. Managers firm-up schedules. Frightened coders strive to meet schedules. Real programmers ignore schedules. "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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