MikeL

Number Nine, AR/USA

Patience A State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers' lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer'? The trooper asks: 'What are you doing? The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine. Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says: ' And, her, what is she doing'? The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails. Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane and nothing obscene is happening! The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man'? The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir'. The trooper asks: ' And her, .... what's her age'? The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'

lyophilization (freeze-drying)

One wonders what sort of clocks are used in Australia. December already has 161 days. How long is an hour?

Elevenpoint, AR/USA

stibadium (semicircular couch)

New Erection, Virginia

Depends. When was your last pregnancy? LOL

Early Bird, FL/USA

If you think he's evil now, wait until you read the final chapter.

Erect, North Carolina

labrose (thick-lipped)

Happy Birthday, Patricky!

No Mirage, California

I declare "ht" a stopper, so I will restart with: humgruffin (terrible person)

Yelling Settlement, AL

Can everyone say "shaggy dog"?

Seniors' Demonstration

X-Prairie, MS/USA

Red-eyed tree frog, Costa Rica