MikeL

Ass, Respublika Krym, Ukraine

A Boy's Best Friend... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=d_EZDBVuOk4

The Iron Lady deserves all the accolades she is getting in the western press. It's long been my belief that Thatcher, Reagan, and John Paul II brought down the Iron Curtain. Otherwise, Westie and Paya may never have met. You agree, guys?

utilitarianism

Ramsbottom, Bury, England, United Kingdom Edward Allington's sculpture "Tilted Vase" in the center of Ramsbottom

Hygiene, CO/USA Church of the Bretheren in Hygiene, Colorado

ineptitude

Eek, AK/USA Eek, Alaska from a bush plane

Kalamazoo, MI/USA

Soddy Daisy, TN/USA

I remember when the play was called Twelve Angry Men. Times have changed. If I remember correctly, Juror No. 12 is rather superficial and a bit of a snob with no great ability to relate to others. How did you prepare for that role?

lychnobite (one who works at night and sleeps in the day)

Kiester, MN/USA

akeratophorous (not horned)

Gay Meadows, AL/USA

Nimrod, AR/USA

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?!" The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think WE did it!"

The current chapter, in its first draft, included: "...Xavier reared back to deliver a powerful click kick, splintering the doorframe near the lock." "The two speedboats had responded to Bridget’s orders to heard herd Atlantis to her by been running line abreast near the shore..." "He lunged for it, his fingers connection connecting, only to slip off the wet tube as it toppled into the sea." "A sudden, blazing flash of flue blue lit Atlantis, followed half a second later by booming thunder." Never a dull moment.

Really? Did the goat send us different versions?

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "Pour some warm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer completely screwed up now."

usucaption (acquisition of property by long usage and enjoyment)

Gayville, SD/USA

Gravesend, UK The Clock tower located top of Harmer Street in Gravesend, Kent

Yellow Water, FL/USA