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Page Scrawler

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  1. My jokes are better than that.
  2. I watched the whole thing. There are definitely creative differences, compared to the original story. But unlike the movie, I agree with most of these differences.
  3. Haley is 4.5 years old.
  4. Max stood right behind the kid, blocking the view of my nephew's bare bottom. He just folded his arms over his chest and glared at everyone, like the world's smallest nightclub bouncer.
  5. I wouldn't recommend dropping your pants and peeing on a tree at the playground....Like my nephew did yesterday. 🤦‍♂️
  6. Unlike the greedy evil wizard, I'm happy to offer my services free of charge.
  7. Can't help you there, sorry. I have yet to watch it myself. Like many Avatar fans, I'm hesitant to watch any kind of remake, after M. Night Shyamalan ruined the first adaptation.
  8. Hey, Drew! How are things?
  9. So happy for you, Cassie!
  10. Still, I bet you were so adorable. Did you have to wear a uniform? Like maybe with a bow tie?
  11. Sorry to disappoint you, but Danny is married, and Lachlan is engaged, set to be married in September. Oh, and that reminds me: Uncle Mickey is also getting married in October.
  12. I just remembered that Drew once mentioned he used to sing in the high school choir. That takes some confidence.
  13. I love that story, short though it is. I have three buddies from the old neighborhood when I was a kid: a guy named Jessie, who lives on a horse ranch about one mile down the road from my parents' house. And then there's Danny and his brother, Lachlan, who moved into the house across from mine, when I was around twelve or thirteen-ish. Even though we've all gone our separate ways, we still keep in touch, and we meet about once a month or two. Danny is straight, Lachlan is gay, and Jessie is asexual. Almost makes you wonder if there really is something in the water.
  14. Uncle Mickey will be having lunch with us this weekend. Aunt Deirdre is bringing the boys, too. I can't wait to see my nephews.
  15. Must've missed that part of the Julie Andrews song.
  16. I've got my plan for tomorrow. Thanks, Kitt.
  17. If it happened in Washington, why not in other parts of the world?
  18. The Imperial Palace of Texas...
  19. Meanie! Also, Rude!! You're not helping your case that you aren't mean, buddy.
  20. Guess you'll have to watch out for any cute delivery men.
  21. There's always time for dad jokes.
  22. Nope. I already made two dozen chocolate-orange cupcakes for Max to take to school for Valentine's Day tomorrow.
  23. Someone else who likes to pretend he's mean.
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