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Uh......What if it wasn't a fart🤔

Is there a plan on what to do should this happen to Peter while he is driving?

I thought you didn't like exposed feet or did you flip flop on that

Should have included The Beatles song Octopus Garden with that post

Oh well you see most pool management's make users shower before they get in and......Oh! never mind

This is true I knew someone named Zack Zamora I bet he automatically went to very back of every line. I think they should have a policy we go alphabetical A-Z and then alternate with Z-A next time etc. I once joked with him that he should try real hard the be the class valedictorian(he is very smart) then you can say you're ZZ Top

“She didn’t die, Uncle Matt.” The words burst out sharper than I intend. “She left me.” If you wanted to. you could have broke the third wall by adding "Besides this is an @AquariusGuy story you're never sure someone dies or not" He’s a blur of messy hair and mismatched pajamas, mismatched pajamas?No he has another pair just like it except on the other one the shirt pattern is on the pants and the pants pattern is on the shirt otherwise it's the same

Many awesome comments here That I can't add to. But I do have a couple of observations I hope @Summerabbacat is right about his speculation of his so called "DAD?????" not really being his dad. Perhaps that means the real Dad is a decent person. Of course that could work the other way also. I'm surprised none of the smart readers here hasn't brought this up. I can see this at least being threaten to go to litigation and if it does I see one card the slimeballs and their lawyers might be able to play. I see a red flag about Nana putting "something" in her coffee. Does she have a history of alcoholism that can be exploited? I can see Jack maybe getting angry at Nick for the picture of his back that Jack didn't know Nick took and doesn't want it brought up at the hearing but if the slimeballs use Nana's possible alcoholism the pictures may be the only thing they have to counter with.

If Vagina's had healing power there would be no ill hetrosexual males

How do you know @Paladin wasn't thinking the same thing @drpaladin was thinking....WELL IT COULD HAPPEN!!!

Whatever it is Dylan isn't saying it must be a doozy🤞

Enough sports talk. Most of y'all dont speak Sportese. Well in my defense I was responding to @kbois. I was just taking the ball and running with it. OOPS

How old are the other kids are they school age yet?(Forgive me it you mentioned it) @Connectwriter might get some flack from his female readers having the baby constantly crying but not the baby boy😄

Miami didn't want it to get that close so kudos to FSU for not folding like a lot of teams would do. Are you adopting any Boston area teams.After watching some of BC yesterday I guess that's off your list. How about the Patriots? Tough game against Buffalo today.The Red Sox?......WHO!!!😄

“We should bet,” Lyn said, ready for a challenge. No,no,NO!!!!! Lyn. geez🙄 Bradley wants the same thing he’s come to expect from you. You are to blame for his taking you for granted, by the way. And now that he has noticed something is happening between us--” So what is Alexander thinking that Brad will cross THE line so Lyn will go back to his former ways with him

Fuddy -duddies? Jack's Grandma needs to speak to @Summerabbacat for more colorful adjectives

I agree with @Mattyboy and @AquariusGuy about what Nick 's mom has planned. Since on the surface this is perfect I suspect the PINO's (Parents in name only) will refuse to let the Grandmother pay Jack's tuition.So that means they better have a plan and use Nick's pictures as part of it So many hilarious one-liners in this just one question......Why do you suppose @LittleBuddhaTW know SO MANY small butt jokes🤔

I bet you most of us here won't mind that. But it would be work for you so I get it

Cinzilla from The Best Year would have been a classic soap opera character You ever notice on a soap opera all the characters on the show even the ones who never interact have everyones cell phone number...interesting

“Good thing the only other family I have is in Utah,” Utah...where the Mormons are I guess Joel wouldn't get a much better reaction from them I started up the stairs not knowing what the real plan was for the evening, but I knew it wouldn’t be camping. I think @akascrubberis on to something. A chance for Joel and Davin to talk and maybe...more🤔 So Joel is now going to be a Warhawk? You say you already have the story written? So will Joel's new team play Joel's old team? It would probably be in the playoffs. I could see the pitcher trying to hit Joel with a pitch which would start a bench clearing brawl......If you didn't write that I'm sure you can still add it in ...Right?🤞

Oh my. This family has been through so much I hope Laura will be OK.And the timing of what Peter might be going through.I hope it's not a case of when it rains it pours

you're characters talk to you?........If I wasn't so anxious to read your update I would tell you to take a break

If that happens make sure you don't have diabetes

This is a good place for this old joke Q: Why do dogs lick themselves? A: Because they can And don't think humans wouldn't either

Both of those are perfect especially Jack