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Benji

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  1. .......Did I mention escargots!!
  2. .........I agree with you nomination!!
  3. .....Actually I love frog legs
  4. ........I also don't eat pork, but the goat is just a relative of the lamb and I love lamb
  5. .....Profound and very true
  6. ........Not to shock you but I have eaten dog, cat and monkey also. I did not like the cat
  7. ..........Mine has had it's rocky moments, as I'm sure all relationships do, you survive and go on.
  8. ......Yeah right, "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Evil Cliffhangers"
  9. ........Same here
  10. :wacko: ........You have a sky ceiling??
  11. .....Watch out for that low flying bird...........eeeewweee!!
  12. Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off. Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location. Back at the CHIPs Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style: Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down. Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location. Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position. The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster. Thank you for your concern. Semper Fi
  13. ............I agree, why does the character always have to be in a one & one relationship, in real life there is a lot of dating before settling down.
  14. .....Pretty much figured we could count on you!!
  15. ........how about Tigers 1,700 post
  16. .......On the other hand Cody needs to face his guilt!
  17. .........Hummmm!!! Spoiler above anyone?
  18. .......Now here is one serious postaholic!!!
  19. ................You voted for Eric???????? Did you add him too??
  20. .........You are bad, and deserve to get caught again.......
  21. ......This coming from a someone who has characters like Dimitri and Scar???????
  22. .....Both Princes' in their own right
  23. ..............Indeed, we need two crowns here :king: :king:
  24. .......I don't know, but I hear bar-b-qued goat is quite good!
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