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Benji

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  1. ...............I'm so glad I didn't start this story, can't have withdrawls if you don't partake
  2. .........It's the goverment, the 1st time you log in your actually logging them in first!
  3. ...........I'm sorry to hear that, hope things are better for you. It's no wonder the closets are full.
  4. .........Or if Helen DEMANDS to talk to the Doctor!
  5. .........So ya think 37 is old!! thanks I now feel ancient!
  6. ............I'm afraid that's the beauty of it, can't you just picture J/S coming at Eric from behind with a knife....and at the last instance Eric does something throwing off our "reluctant villain"....like tripping over an empty tequila bottle.
  7. .......Excellent post Kev, and right on from where I stand, it is most definitely easier for today
  8. ..............But the band members were already thinking of calling Joe, if J/S goes AWOL from the assumed hospital visit, and with Eric already suspicious, the Scar could unwittingly make another blunder.
  9. .............GA Joe sales to benefit fundraiser for SPiCE to save his boyfriend Eric. Back on topic??
  10. Indeed they do. A badly done cliffhanger can ruin a story totally. ........... Ummm! surely you are aware my "cliffhanger" comment was in jest, cause the goat never does cliffhangers, then he wouldn't plan it would he
  11. ...............'Hankering"? That sounds like something that could be heard in a beauty salon!
  12. Benji

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    ......Kurt, Call us back in two years and let us know your cholesterol level!
  13. ............I'll take your word for it
  14. ..........Not I nor CJ, nor.........I think even Shadowgd agreed
  15. ......I've only seen two, CATS and Phantom, very much enjoyed both!
  16. ....I totally agree, times are a lot better then they were 40 years ago, for a lot of people!!
  17. .............Cliffhangers take planning?? :wacko:
  18. ..............Sorry, I forget a lot of you guys are still in school, and I do appreciate it when a new chapter comes out, given with your time-driven schedules. Take your time!
  19. .........I know, find me a better emocon!! :battleaxe:
  20. :ranger: ...................stones are so outdated..........
  21. WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked.
  22. ................Ahh ! front row seats, let the voting begin sooooooooooon please!!
  23. .............He never does cliffhangers!!!!!! Take that bottle of tequila away from this guy!!
  24. ..............That is why the villagers still have the tar & feathers!!
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