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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up -- fireman, mechanic,businessman, salesman,
doctor,lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet,
so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he
replied, 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret
and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and
they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer
is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay
with him all night for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some exercises and then
took little Justin aside to ask him, 'Is that really true
about your father?' 'No,' the boy said, 'He works for the
Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary
Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed
to say that in front of the class.'