Benji

............The only one that I've ever enjoyed, she had the fruit soaking in vodka for over a year and made the cake the day that I tried it. I had at least two or three pieces I think...........

............Knowing CJ, he will probably end the book without revealing this to us. Another evil CLIFFHANGER

.........I have re-read them both BTW how often is your latest going to be posted ....weekly.....bi-weekly?

..............Bk says the 27th, and wants to attend meetings with you!!

.............And a couple of Princess's running around

..............lets see I've got $25.00 on the 29th, Kevin what day did you say you picked?

..........I will await the outcome of the poll

.......Could be interesting with Spike's brother coming to town!

In a frying pan, place a 1/3rd stick butter, throw in corn tortillas (5) buttering both sides now I usually use either cheese or parmesean cheese placing in the middle of the tortilla, rolling them up, insert toothpick to "hold" them....and eat them (warning remove toothpick before eating )

.......Interesting article, thanks! if the soothsayers are correct the "changes" look worse than better!

......Welcome!! I will look forward to hearing from you!

........."Happy New Year".....year of the rat, is this supposed to be lucky??

..........I can only see Lumps role as another distraction to J/S, the suicide "attempt" and "death" of a former lead singer of a popular group would have to hit the newspapers by now. And with Helen and the band being aware of that, it would force Jerry to go make some type of arrangements, something he would not want to do as he would wind up in the limelight. Lumps "recovery" could still cause J/S grief, but I doubt Lump knows anything of his fathers ambitions, other than the shipping business, unless Jerry was in on the siponing of the bands funds early on. But than again, CJ is a wily goat, Brandon should have been outted in the newspaper after the concert Phoenix.

........Wait a minute!! The salesman quickly produced the specified units, showing Eric several models while explaining the differences. Selecting one by pointing at it, Eric said, "Ring it up, and gift wrap it, please." Brandon was shocked when he heard the twelve-hundred-dollar price. Eric noticed his friend's ill-concealed shocked expression, giving him a quick re-assuring wink and a smile as he waited for the salesman to wrap the package. On their way down in the elevator, Eric said to Jerry in a quiet voice, "Thanks for the help back there, I think he was trying to sell me junk, and he almost did."

...............I don't see it, nope, no cliffhanger there!!

...........You are correct your pincussioness! However, it is more for the fact that the name cannot be defaced if it is not written out.

........Yes, we have progressed from a simple tar & feathering from a mob, to nicely displaying the mounted head in a very upscale shop. CJ< ShadowG_d has done you a favor

.........Wasn't his family also reporting that the drugs were for treating the flu or something?

...............I'm sure the "Scar" was interested in getting a hit on Eric, I think Eric's test went over way over Jerry's head, he probably assumed it was the tequila that was making Eric act weird.

Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [if someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?] 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. *** Remember... They walk among us!!! ***

.......I wonder if the City gave the confiscated pictures back.

............."GA Joe" ROFLMAO that's great Jack!!!

..........So it was so obscene, the local newspaper posted the picture along with the story :wacko:

...........I see it was hard for you to curtail spoilers here, need some catsup with your crow?

...........Probably just picked them up from the dusty desert at the bottom of the cliff, the tiara though was a nice touch . Great stuff Steve, can we count on inferences like this throughout story?? Of course CJ this wasn't about you at all!! Your still talking to us in spite of being mounted on the wall :wacko: