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Lee Wilson

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  1. If you start it now, you just might finish it by Christmas.
  2. I know Ira and Ethan worked with their father on the kitchen remodel, but who’s John again?
  3. Welcome. Those are the only three featuring these two so far. I did make a collection of them, plus another, Lee’s Comedy Hour, holding all my humorous stories.
  4. Lee Wilson

    Fore!

    lol!
  5. Definitely a bit off. The first story featuring them is “Quack, Quack.” Quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve written based on the comments.
  6. Lee Wilson

    Fore!

    I probably wouldn’t even reach the cow. Not my thing either, but I know just enough about it to make a mockery of it.
  7. Good choice.
  8. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 47 S3

    Take care of yourself first, we’ll be patiently waiting for the stories. You ended this part on a fine transition point.
  9. I knew he’d end up in a Peruvian prison. Not exactly the crime I was thinking of. A short chapter where Alex’s dad finds out about him being in prison might be fun to write. Especially when he flies to Peru to try to get him released and encounters a gay judge.
  10. Maybe it was the spices Addison used that made it gross.
  11. Glad you liked it. Yeah, I think I've heard the dog meat rumor as well. I probably would have had to use Old Yeller and Rin-Tin-Tin, or even Lassie as Addison's examples.
  12. Sorry about making you squeamish, but at least you found it mostly funny.
  13. Yep, that’s me. Strange.
  14. Good. Thanks.
  15. Oh, well. I have said my sense of humor is off.
  16. In response to Prompt#320: First line: “This tastes like shit!” Stanley and Addison have a discussion over Addison’s latest cooking experiment.
  17. “This tastes like shit!” Addison O’Leary has been practicing cooking lately. Apparently, his partner, Stanley Simmons doesn’t appreciate his efforts. Although this wasn’t Addison’s first major failure. “I don’t think it tastes that bad, Stanley.” Stanley spits out the mouthful of stew, “Ugh, I can’t even swallow it.” “Can I ask you something?” “Yes, go ahead, Addison.” “How would you even know what shit tastes like? Do you have some kind of kink you haven’t told me
  18. If you decide to do so, check your sanity at the door. It won’t do you much good in there.
  19. I worked for years on a video-on-demand system that was linked to a recommendations engine. The two most common types were More Like This, and Also Bought. MLT keyed on actors, genre, snd something else (my memory sucks sometimes). Genre obviously fits our situation. AB could equate to Also Read. Both had their own sets of underlying rules. It sounds like it should be simple, but with weighting this over that, it could be tricky recommending the right things.
  20. Yay, a fellow crap-hater. And I hope you mean Code Red. It’d be hard to drink chewing gum. But what’s funny, when I drink Code Red, the Big Red jingle always pops into my head.
  21. Ick. I can’t drink sugar-free anything; they taste horrible. As far as colas go, I think I remember a long ago TV commercial where people chose one of Coke, Pepsi, or Royal Crown (RC). If I were to part in that commercial, I’d have been edited out. I can’t tell the difference from one brand to the next. So I’m happy drinking whatever’s cheapest. Sam’s cola, you win.
  22. Wow! Lots of big changes coming. I’ll echo the thanks for all the effort the admins put into the site. Even if nothing changed, it’d still be great. I’m not finding as much time to read and write here as I have in the past, but if a part-time Archive Steward is something you’d be willing to accept, I’d be happy to join that team and pitch in when I can.
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