Welcome. Those are the only three featuring these two so far. I did make a collection of them, plus another, Lee’s Comedy Hour, holding all my humorous stories.
I knew he’d end up in a Peruvian prison. Not exactly the crime I was thinking of.
A short chapter where Alex’s dad finds out about him being in prison might be fun to write. Especially when he flies to Peru to try to get him released and encounters a gay judge.
Glad you liked it. Yeah, I think I've heard the dog meat rumor as well. I probably would have had to use Old Yeller and Rin-Tin-Tin, or even Lassie as Addison's examples.
“This tastes like shit!”
Addison O’Leary has been practicing cooking lately. Apparently, his partner, Stanley Simmons doesn’t appreciate his efforts. Although this wasn’t Addison’s first major failure.
“I don’t think it tastes that bad, Stanley.”
Stanley spits out the mouthful of stew, “Ugh, I can’t even swallow it.”
“Can I ask you something?”
“Yes, go ahead, Addison.”
“How would you even know what shit tastes like? Do you have some kind of kink you haven’t told me
I worked for years on a video-on-demand system that was linked to a recommendations engine. The two most common types were More Like This, and Also Bought. MLT keyed on actors, genre, snd something else (my memory sucks sometimes). Genre obviously fits our situation. AB could equate to Also Read. Both had their own sets of underlying rules. It sounds like it should be simple, but with weighting this over that, it could be tricky recommending the right things.
Yay, a fellow crap-hater. And I hope you mean Code Red. It’d be hard to drink chewing gum. But what’s funny, when I drink Code Red, the Big Red jingle always pops into my head.
Ick. I can’t drink sugar-free anything; they taste horrible. As far as colas go, I think I remember a long ago TV commercial where people chose one of Coke, Pepsi, or Royal Crown (RC). If I were to part in that commercial, I’d have been edited out. I can’t tell the difference from one brand to the next. So I’m happy drinking whatever’s cheapest. Sam’s cola, you win.
Wow! Lots of big changes coming. I’ll echo the thanks for all the effort the admins put into the site. Even if nothing changed, it’d still be great.
I’m not finding as much time to read and write here as I have in the past, but if a part-time Archive Steward is something you’d be willing to accept, I’d be happy to join that team and pitch in when I can.