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Definitely CRY!!! Isn't that the 4 or so year old boy? Wasn't he on Dr. Phil at one time? Parents who allow their babies to become obese (unless it's a medical issue) should NOT be allowed to keep their children. The child sitting next to him is also obese.

This had had me LMAO! Childbirth at 65 With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.' Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?' 'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

Awww babe, I'll PM you sweety

UGH! It's so bad when one has no clue about the stuff in her computer... I have PS Pro8 and started messing with it trying to create a banner and had to give up! Spent so long in there til got frustrated and said Hell With It!!! I wanted to create a Rainbow in transparency (merging colors) with Kiss Me Bite Me Feel the Rush In it, then make it clickable but noooooo, damn thing wouldn't let me do what I wanted Oh well... at least I tried.

Congratulations Marcos. You are definitely my King! :king: Now, I know you won on Bloodlines but I've spent I don't know how long trying to find the damn place where the winners are and can't find it! UGH! Could someone be so kind as to guide me through the right door? Love Ya Me Lord! N/M, I found it. I'm so glad to see my favs. as winners...

Oops, Dargon, sorry, forgot to rate yours babe... YES! I like it, we all need a little bit of happiness in our lives! Come on people, I need sum Suga!! Send 'em my way will ya? Sky, your likings on your signature is a good way to start. Don't forget you can make it as colorful as you want.

Mine is sensual and it takes you to a HOT 'poem' when you tickle it

Why is it that EVERYONE that looks at that picture here at home says the same thing?... When hardly anything is really showing!

Momma Rush Many Moons Ago, around 1995 This is an oldie but eh, still me. Add some Salt and some Pepper and a few worry lines and there you have me. Tried to fix the damn picture for it was too dark and had to give up.

Awww Baby Camy! I agree, even tired and with glassy eyes you are too damn cute!

The oldest on my dad's side of the family lived to be 104. His mom died at age 94 or 96 (can't remember well) with no ailments at all, only thing, she was almost blind but healthy and strong as a horse (very strong European genes (English))

OMG!! I have never watched any of the Final Fantasy movies til I came across a short vid. on I think YouTube which has Genesis in it and DAMN! That's it, that's my feller 100% DAMN he's cute! I know Nephy's gonna like my Boy! (He's on FF VII)

I'll get the camera and Video ready along with the whips and chains, and ... well, toys, toys, toys!! (Unless Mark's there too, I'd command him to be my boitoy)

~!!~ Happy Birthday Dear ~!!~

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">My link Say What??? WooHoo! LMAO! Bring it on Baby!!! What's wrong with you guys? Can't you answer the questions correctly?

Just the thought of it makes my stomach queasy !!

Damn Firefox shut down when I was in the middle of a long ass reply!!! GAWD I'm hating life ATM! Anywho... let's see if I remember what the hell I was saying! UGH! OK, here goes.... As a courtesy and safety where 18 wheelers are concerned, when you are going to pull in front of one, make sure you can see the whole front of the truck in your rearview mirror, put on your signal to let him know your intentions, wait a few secs and see if he blinks his lights acknowledging your intentions. Pull in front of him and tap your breaks a couple times to thank them (if they blink their lights giving you the OK) (Sperm provider is a driver so I know a few things about safety on the road). I'll have you know that MOST of these drivers are paid by commission, especially the OTR's so they don't want to waste any time on the road. A lot of them drive packed up full of caffeine (or other drugs) that will keep them awake so they can get to their destinations ASAP so they can catch a couple hours sleep then head to their next delivery/pick up rendezvous. ALWAYS LET THEM KNOW YOUR INTENTIONS!!! When I lived in FL I was following a truck and wanted to take advantage of his 'wind' so I got close enough, about a couple of feet from his bumper and let him know where I was by pulling to his side of the truck and flashing my lights and signaling with my hand what I was doing. He gave me the OK with his own arm, thumbs up. (I hate the draft they produce plus their 'wind' will pull your car forward and that was before I had my first CB.) When he needed to slow down he tapped his break letting me know what he was about to do so I backed up. I don't recommend anyone doing this though, if the driver is unaware of where you're at it could be fatal, luckily it worked for me. One thing I learned a short few months ago about our boys in blue and their radars.... As most of you know, I work with the local PD and the Sheriff's/court dept as an interpreter so I do know all the locals and most of the sheriffs. One time when I was driving to NC I was on the fast lane passing just about everyone. As I've said before, I do have a lead foot. I didn't see a state trooper sitting on one of one of those turn arounds and when I went past it (I was only doing like 10 or 15 above) I keept on looking on my rearview and saw him pull out with his lights on. I said "oh shit, he got me!!!" I thought I got nailed right then and there. NOPE!!! He wasn't going after me, but a few cars ahead of me. I pulled to the right lane getting ready to pull to the side of the road and he went flying past me. Obviously, that's when I started breathing again! LOL I told one of my cop friends what happened and he said that nowadays license plates have something within them that when a radar points at it it can detect if you are wanted for fines, or what ever else. So, be careful and pay all your fines and avoid getting arrested in the middle of the highway!!!!!!! (I've never had a ticket and only gotten pulled over a couple times, both times getting away from it scotch free! )

On the Male Crush I'd like to be on the top of Markus list (but he's got to send me a pic so I can fantasize!!!!(sorry Mark's wife)) SO BACK OFF YA'LL PERVS!!!!! I do consider the mind, (intelligence wise) to be a great stimulus so I'll have to also add Savik there even if he hates the idea of a fem drooling over him!! I do have very good thoughts for you James. On the female Crush, Nephy will be my wife soon enough. For a straight gal, I'd be with her in a heart beat. (VEGAS!!) Then there are the motherly feelings... I am called Momma by quite a few of you and I'll like you to know that the feelings are truly returned. I Love You All Dearly!!! But still, if we're all gonna be honest here, Markus, you're my BoiToy, even if I've no idea what you look like, but at least I know what's inside your heart. And damn it! We're so much alike, you have no idea!!! (thinking, heart & ideal wise) (Ask me again when I'm sober and I'll deny every single word! LMAO!!!!)

Mark, considering that Radar Detectors are illegal in this damn state, a CB is the next best thing. Also, considering that I can very easily get lost in front of my house, it's always good to have a CB to ask for directions. When there's traffic jam and to find out where the boys in blue are giving out candy wrappers, it's a plus! Plus, if you're traveling solo and you're bored to death them boys can keep you entertained sometimes, til they start talking shit to others, then it's a war. Plus, you can flirt like hell!!!

I too am glad it's not a life threatening condition but... Can I spot you at the gym?

That was too funny. Where can I get a car like that? LOL

I see that accident and ask myself whose fault was it. A LOT of times when accidents happen with dump trucks/18 wheelers the fault goes to the 4 wheeler driver. I have a CB in my van and would much rather drive boxed in between 18 wheelers than with other 4 wheelers, I feel safer (and it's soooo much fun messing with them guys!). I do let them know what I'm doing though. People think that they can just cut off an 18 wheeler and then slow down. It takes so much longer for a truck that size with a heavy load to slow down, let alone stop and I've seen TONS of 4 wheelers just cutting them off right in front of them. Those trucks have a long nose and the driver sits way up high and it's almost impossible to see a small car pulling right in front of them. I've even had to let a driver know they have a small 4 wheeler on their nose so they don't run them over. YES, there are a lot of asshole 18 wheeler drivers that try to *push* you out of the lane because they want to go faster and you are making it impossible which in that case, if I see that the driver is being a total jerk and driving reckless I won't hesitate in calling the cops on his ass. People like that don't need to be behind what I call a lethal weapon of that magnitude. But unless you have a CB and let a driver know what you're doing, you need to respect them. I consider them to be like a train, they won't stop on a dime. The fastest I've driven is 115mph on I-20 heading to Arizona. DON'T DO IT AT NIGHT!!!! I hit a road gator doing 85 and it was NOT fun!!! Scared the SHIT outta us!!!

~!!~ Have a Great Boythday Baby ~!!~