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You laughed it off but hey, my mumbo jumbo worked so...

LMAO David.... I meant to "SPOT" as in while lifting weights! Luckily in my town most folks there are older than me, at least during the morning hours, I'd be amongst the younger ones. I miss going to the gym though, you can tell by the different shape my body has developed! UGH! Well, as I always say, round IS a shape, right?

Sam, I agree, You ARE definitely like wine and I'm thirsty! Thanks for the picture darling!! Well, if at least with a paper sack over my head! LOL Thank you darlin', I know I can always count on you to boost my spirits! Tell me about it! That's exactly what I'm saying... Oh the joys of being young... and beautiful! You are quite a looker yourself Mattie... Well, at least I can make some people laugh! LOL How about If I freeze myself, have my anatomy changed and wait for you? Think that'll work? And Look who's talking about being beautiful! You both so adorable! Hummm... wonder what I'd look like as a guy?

Oh this is NOT fair!!! LIFE is just not fair.... So many cuties and they're all gay and Oh so young! *Sigh* Oh well, at least I have the satisfaction of being called Momma by the best here... Dargon... Sooo totally Gorgeous babe! Skyline...Beautiful as always. Don't ever change honey! Lacey... Ummm, no comment! LOL Sam... Thanks darling. Had to show an old mug cuz if I show ya'll a recent picture the headlines will read: "MASIVE COMPUTER CRASH THROUGHOUT THE PLANET CAUSED BY A F*G HAG"!!! L L

Shut up brat, go to your corner! At least I hope I helped the darling!!!

Click on Full Editor. Above you'll find a picture of a picture next to the link picture (Place your cursor on top of each and you'll find it, it's the "Insert Image" one. You'll have to have your picture set with a link, I use Picturetrail.com for mine but you can have it in any other site. Click on that little pic. up there then copy/paste your pic. link onto it. Before posting it click on preview to make sure it worked... I hope I'm not confusing you even more. :wacko: file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/COMPAQ%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-2.png

LOL!! You and I are alike in that aspect! I don't have the ringer on on the land line either and would also drop them like a bad disease!

The only reason I have a land line is because otherwise I wouldn't be able to be on here on DSL and refuse to go back to dial up after tasting DSL. Once I'm out of this dot on the map we call town I'll have more choices of companies. But yes, I only use my cell to make calls unless it's an 800 number, then I'll use the land line. You know when ever you call an 800 # they make you wait for ever, I put it on speaker and just wait while I'm reading on the puter.And yes, I press 1 for English!

~!!~ Happy Birthday Beautiful ~!!~

Damn, is that anything like 2.6 children?

I could kick my butt because I know exactly the story but can't think of the name!! ARGH!!! I'll come back to ya if I find it before anyone else...

I love you guys so much. The word 'Thank You' is not enough for what you guys do for us...

James, that sounds and looks sooooo good!!! Jhol... I call all those boxed stuff 'Heart attack in a box' !!! Have you read what's in it? The amount of sodium in that stuff would kill ya! I just finished making Brown Salty Balls (LOL) a.k.a. Meat Balls and we're making spaghetti with them tonight... xept for the pasta (which I could also make homemade since I have a handy dandy machine) everything else is homemade. Yummm! Bon Apetit!

Awww babe, I'll PM you sweety

UGH! It's so bad when one has no clue about the stuff in her computer... I have PS Pro8 and started messing with it trying to create a banner and had to give up! Spent so long in there til got frustrated and said Hell With It!!! I wanted to create a Rainbow in transparency (merging colors) with Kiss Me Bite Me Feel the Rush In it, then make it clickable but noooooo, damn thing wouldn't let me do what I wanted Oh well... at least I tried.

Congratulations Marcos. You are definitely my King! :king: Now, I know you won on Bloodlines but I've spent I don't know how long trying to find the damn place where the winners are and can't find it! UGH! Could someone be so kind as to guide me through the right door? Love Ya Me Lord! N/M, I found it. I'm so glad to see my favs. as winners...

Why is it that EVERYONE that looks at that picture here at home says the same thing?... When hardly anything is really showing!

Momma Rush Many Moons Ago, around 1995 This is an oldie but eh, still me. Add some Salt and some Pepper and a few worry lines and there you have me. Tried to fix the damn picture for it was too dark and had to give up.

Awww Baby Camy! I agree, even tired and with glassy eyes you are too damn cute!

The oldest on my dad's side of the family lived to be 104. His mom died at age 94 or 96 (can't remember well) with no ailments at all, only thing, she was almost blind but healthy and strong as a horse (very strong European genes (English))

~!!~ Happy Birthday Dear ~!!~

Just the thought of it makes my stomach queasy !!

Damn Firefox shut down when I was in the middle of a long ass reply!!! GAWD I'm hating life ATM! Anywho... let's see if I remember what the hell I was saying! UGH! OK, here goes.... As a courtesy and safety where 18 wheelers are concerned, when you are going to pull in front of one, make sure you can see the whole front of the truck in your rearview mirror, put on your signal to let him know your intentions, wait a few secs and see if he blinks his lights acknowledging your intentions. Pull in front of him and tap your breaks a couple times to thank them (if they blink their lights giving you the OK) (Sperm provider is a driver so I know a few things about safety on the road). I'll have you know that MOST of these drivers are paid by commission, especially the OTR's so they don't want to waste any time on the road. A lot of them drive packed up full of caffeine (or other drugs) that will keep them awake so they can get to their destinations ASAP so they can catch a couple hours sleep then head to their next delivery/pick up rendezvous. ALWAYS LET THEM KNOW YOUR INTENTIONS!!! When I lived in FL I was following a truck and wanted to take advantage of his 'wind' so I got close enough, about a couple of feet from his bumper and let him know where I was by pulling to his side of the truck and flashing my lights and signaling with my hand what I was doing. He gave me the OK with his own arm, thumbs up. (I hate the draft they produce plus their 'wind' will pull your car forward and that was before I had my first CB.) When he needed to slow down he tapped his break letting me know what he was about to do so I backed up. I don't recommend anyone doing this though, if the driver is unaware of where you're at it could be fatal, luckily it worked for me. One thing I learned a short few months ago about our boys in blue and their radars.... As most of you know, I work with the local PD and the Sheriff's/court dept as an interpreter so I do know all the locals and most of the sheriffs. One time when I was driving to NC I was on the fast lane passing just about everyone. As I've said before, I do have a lead foot. I didn't see a state trooper sitting on one of one of those turn arounds and when I went past it (I was only doing like 10 or 15 above) I keept on looking on my rearview and saw him pull out with his lights on. I said "oh shit, he got me!!!" I thought I got nailed right then and there. NOPE!!! He wasn't going after me, but a few cars ahead of me. I pulled to the right lane getting ready to pull to the side of the road and he went flying past me. Obviously, that's when I started breathing again! LOL I told one of my cop friends what happened and he said that nowadays license plates have something within them that when a radar points at it it can detect if you are wanted for fines, or what ever else. So, be careful and pay all your fines and avoid getting arrested in the middle of the highway!!!!!!! (I've never had a ticket and only gotten pulled over a couple times, both times getting away from it scotch free! )

On the Male Crush I'd like to be on the top of Markus list (but he's got to send me a pic so I can fantasize!!!!(sorry Mark's wife)) SO BACK OFF YA'LL PERVS!!!!! I do consider the mind, (intelligence wise) to be a great stimulus so I'll have to also add Savik there even if he hates the idea of a fem drooling over him!! I do have very good thoughts for you James. On the female Crush, Nephy will be my wife soon enough. For a straight gal, I'd be with her in a heart beat. (VEGAS!!) Then there are the motherly feelings... I am called Momma by quite a few of you and I'll like you to know that the feelings are truly returned. I Love You All Dearly!!! But still, if we're all gonna be honest here, Markus, you're my BoiToy, even if I've no idea what you look like, but at least I know what's inside your heart. And damn it! We're so much alike, you have no idea!!! (thinking, heart & ideal wise) (Ask me again when I'm sober and I'll deny every single word! LMAO!!!!)

Mark, considering that Radar Detectors are illegal in this damn state, a CB is the next best thing. Also, considering that I can very easily get lost in front of my house, it's always good to have a CB to ask for directions. When there's traffic jam and to find out where the boys in blue are giving out candy wrappers, it's a plus! Plus, if you're traveling solo and you're bored to death them boys can keep you entertained sometimes, til they start talking shit to others, then it's a war. Plus, you can flirt like hell!!!