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My cat sings this late at night.

Haha, there was also this one time, I was at a playground with some friends and they have this epic slide, about fifty feet long, and it had been raining and Chris got stuck going down, so his brother was going to slide down and unstick him, but then they both got stuck, then I went, got stuck, then Dustin, then Chance. So five guys crammed in a tube together, trying to get untangled. The whole time, Tim is at the bottom of the slide recording us and cracking gay jokes about it until Chris told him to shut it. XD It took forever to get out of that, and I never went down that slide again.

Haha that's just a drunken experience. I don't really regret it because I go to the other Waffle House where they don't recognize me, but basically, I was very inebriated and demanded pancakes, and was told over and over that they didn't sell pancakes. Eventually I started yelling and saying things like "Waffle house sucks, IHOP wins!" until they asked me to leave and never return. I also changed my pants in the parking lot before at a party because I was positive that my pants were making me itchy. I don't remember that, but everyone else seems to. And once, and I hate to admit I was sober, me, Chris, and two friends, Dustin and Tim, were driving over to a friend's house to play COD, and Tim had to take a leak so we pulled over on a back road. While he's off doing that, Dustin pulls out some pepper spray, and being dumbass guys, we thought it would be fun to mace Tim when he gets back. So Tim starts to get in the car, and Dustin maces him right in the face! But half the mace sprayed inside the car, and we all ended up dry heaving and watery eyed for a while.

I wouldn't know where to start. >_>

HAPPY BIRTHDAY -gets naked-

Absolutely not. The only thing open at night is Walmart, here. -__-

I'm jealous.

I just started my new job but if I can afford it and get enough time off for it, count me in.

one guy penis + another guy penis = baby ? DOES NOT COMPUTE

I was recovering from Thanksgiving dinner.

I don't really get where sexual orientation plays a part in it. Other than Scrooge's fiance leaving him. o_O

That turkey leg looked like a penis.

Hospice was great with my mom when we switched to DNR, and it went as smoothly as it could have went. I hope you and Rob do as well as you can during this, and pm me if you wanna talk or anything.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -gets naked-

Lol! Sheets and laundry detergent? SHOULDA BOUGHT ME A CAR! And thanks, I had a good birthday.

Thanks again. XD

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks <3

Spending my birthday alone mostly. I don't know why that depresses me. I guess it's my first birthday with no parents.

Anything made by Pixar has never disappointed me personally. Not so sure about plain old Disney though.

Happy Birthday. I'm older! Hah.

Hey Welcome

My favorite that I own is my 1976 Cobra II Mustang, it's not a powerful muscle but it's certainly unique for its time, and it was the first car I restored. If I had the money, I'd buy a 1969 Dodge Charger with a hemi of course.

Cailen, definitely.