thatboyChase

um i just heard it the other day off a blog mr generic canadian bullshit DJ's not including arnej?

you see how his brow is furrowed, i dunno bout dat

(it will only make sense if you skimmed/read/looked at my other blog post a few days ago) this is what the step-mother of that cop boy i told you about previously yelled at him over the phone while we were hanging out. I decided to be the man and text him to hang out and he was super super down and I hung out with him and his three other friends who were nice and all that stuff. Towards the end of the night he had to drive his friends home but he wanted to still hang out with me(O___o) and its almost like 1 in the morning. All the mean while he is texting some girl he wants to bone and being all 12 years old about it. anyway, so i had been chillin with his friends and suddenly i got dem munchies. so he offered to buy me In & Out. I was down so we went there. he was furiously texting people while I stuffed my face and informed me his mother was coming here to check on him. the f**k? What mother comes to check on a 19 year old? I couldn't help but laugh. I thought it wasn't a big deal until we get to the car and she calls him. I've never heard a woman, especially a mother, speak to a child the way she did. She was yelling SO loud I could hear her over the phone cursing this kid out like sailors got nothing on her. I wish I would of recorded it on my phone, it was that good. And he was embarrassed as shit. However she was still coming here to check on him and after I heard her breath fire I was like "bro i gotta peace" i had made a fatal mistake prior and taken a ride from him cause i didn't want to drive (i was rather stoned). his mother had summoned him to another In & Out where he said he would be apparently but was not, i thought this was the source of her rage. He said he had to go talk to her and I was going. I literally threw a shit fit about going and dealing with WHATEVER was on that phone, so I gathered up my sword and board and prepared myself. we go to the other location were his mother was talking to some of his friends who apparently where there, completely irrelevant. This frazzeled nice looking woman introduces herself to me says, "Oh i've heard so much about you from megan" (his now ex GF- my friend) and i was like *gulp* and in the middle of a parking lot, full of college kids and people this woman lets forth the craziest ass ripping I have ever heard upon the cop kid. Storms raged, the earth shook and the end was truly near. She apologized to me for having to "witness" this. I sat in the f**king cold (remember he was my ride) for almost 2 hours while this woman, his mother at least how I am looking at it, ripped him across the face. I just sat and thought about how my nuts were shriveling up on the cold stone bench. I also found out tons of information that he had failed to tell me about his relationship with my friend, apparently he had been lying to his parents and tons of other things and apparently cheating. I was beside myself, rather frightened too. She would randomly ask me questions about the night to confirm his lies and or truths, but me being me, am pro and deception so I saved him a few times. maybe he'll let me suck his dick now? JKZ luluzluzlzulz. but literally. She YELLED at him in public. Come to find out its his step-mother and I had heard from his ex-girlfriend that his mother wasn't in the picture. She was some drug addict and didn't raise him, so his father remarried this woman who has been taking care of him and by her arguments towards him, she was pretty much in the right. Gave him a car, paying for his school paying for his sheriff academy and so forth. i was so frozen to death that i was unsure if i should laugh that a mother is scolding her son in public, not to mention later on in her dissertation she began to CRY in front of ME some kid she had just met,. While he and i were eating previously his ex girlfriend called me to make sure he was with me and the mother didn't know who "Chase" was until she put two and two together. hopefully whatever my friend said to her about me wasn't that bad. so like I said, I wasn't sure if I should laugh, laugh some more or comfort him. She allowed him to drive me home and we went back and I injected decent advice into him, like don't be an asshole to my friend who he broke up with for an incredibly ridiculous and hypocritical reason, its not even worth explaining, also not to LIE to his parents. f**k, I learned that when I was 12 years old, I took 10$ from my mom, lied about it and I have never seen my father so mad in his life. never happened again from that point. and also to get his stuff together. The kids he had with him when we were hanging out didn't seem shady or anything, but according to his step-mother were shady folks. And now tonight apparently there is a party and he wants me to go cause he knows some gay guy that I can have sex with. Literally that was his reason. Also funny part was when I was hanging out with his friends who he told I was gay before they hung out his buddy came up to me and said (after the cop kid made a stupid gay joke), "You know, everybody is gay except him, isn't that strange?" at the end of the night when we were outside my apartment chatting he got incredibly involved in what i was doing today, I told him i'd probably go to the gym and that was about it and he wanted a damn time schedule, I have no idea what to think... lol such a funny ass night, he got chewed out at around 12:30 and we finally left at like 2:15ish or so. the f**k bro found this sick song on a blog roll, don't mind the video but that accordion tickles me:

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Mike seriously, I just blushed that was scandalous @caedus; you bring up a valid point of being uncomfortable, he really is astonished i don't act "gay" if you will and reminds me of that too. I might of mentioned that. I don't really care about him though, i care about his girlfriend cause she is a friend of mine, he is just there almost by default. i've heard handfuls of things about him from his girlfriend and i know they were all about each other, he is but another smudge on the map I use. He also kept inviting me to parties and shit with him and his gf, I dipped out TWICE cause I was doing something else with some other friends, but no party setting, maybe I'm blind and stupid. Who knows. if I ever care to see him again all I need to do is hang out with her, he usually follows. Its fun to think of the situations, I'd come out on top in each because Id know how to handle it, but I don't think he could. i also wasnt posting to this to state some obvious thing, i was just estranged by the constant reference of gay from his mouth, it was like he was trying to basically be like "hey man super down" im saying to much, its nothing I can't deal with methinks. I'm still blushing from what Mike said, MIKE said that. Somebody share this moment with me.

Today was an important day. It was a family Christmas party. mom side comes, cousins, yayyayaya, annoying uncles who think they are super cool but in fact they aren't, weird non-family additions to the party roster but we can't say no cause we're nice party. it went far better than I had expected. I figured they would be the boring Christian riff-raff that is my mom's side of the family here in California, but it was kind of fun. Maybe because I actually drank. they drank too, I just drank more. secretly of course, or at least i kept my drunkness to myself. At one point I do remember my mom saying, "stop acting like a drunkard" I laughed drunkenly. I live with room-mates now officially in Irvine, my parents are in Laguna still so I basically got "invited" to my house to have a party MY parents were putting on. My dad made it a big deal that I was being invited and if i did any naughty things he'd get mad. but i was an angel and did everything my mother asked, so now she'll leave me alone for like 2 months. I usually hang out there and do my laundry and still food (obvi) this has been going on for a few months now, so my home has taken such a strange change in how i view it. If you can imagine such a thing. Growing up there, my room etc. Yet now its not really "mine". Might seem strange to say this now at 21, i've known this when I was 18, but since I've left my dad says my mom is crazy. Constantly trying to figure out what I am doing (lulz). Her friends hang out there alot now apparently and my room has been changed into the "cats" room, instead of the garage. still trying to understand that logic but whatever. Have any of you been like flirted/bad joke'd to death by some straight punk ass? a friend of mine whom I enjoy lots has a boyfriend (or now apparently ex divided by some drama) that is constantly bringing up the fact, to me either in solo situations or group, that I am gay and like men. He is so astonished by the fact I'm gay and he is always, ALWAYS freaking out cause I act so "straight" (which isn't true i don't think) and then making jokes. Not really jokes about being gay but doing gay things, usually with me or he adds his friends in. At one point I thought it was cute however now its getting annoying....but sexy annoying He is actually a cop, 20 I think and currently going through the sheriff's academy. No bullshit all legit seen the gun, badge, not the other gun though =(. he is attractive and all and OF COURSE I'd f**k him, but still. At first I kind of fantasized about him being into me or something on the down low, but that is ridiculous and most likely un-true. I just am trying to wrap and understanding on why he has to bring it up all the time. I usually hang out with her at parties cause that bitch can find a party in a haystack and he tags along like a fool. He is all straight-edge cop can't do stuff but still drinks like his mom taught him good. whatever, but each time, no matter the setting he'll remind me i'm gay. I usually don't get annoyed at stuff like that, it doesn't matter to me but the fact he constantly says it each time, like a bad joke almost. it is intriguing in the least, he does have handcuffs. But why do some guys do that, seriously, what's the deal? Maybe we'll never know. I got my mom an awesome gift. My dad doesn't require anything of me except to live carry on his families name and succeed in life blah blah, however, my mother is a different story. Since the party she slaved over for months is over, now she relaxes and soon with a new IPOD NANO SUP WHAT UP. Long overdue. She constantly is wanting to "listen to my music" and always asking to borrow my itouch and shit. Obviously I said" NO" and she got all mad and I was like "u mad?" and trolled her away. But, I felt it was proper to give her this gift and I would preload on full MFing discography of the Beatles and Michael I touch bois Jackson and maybe some rascall flatts and other terrible music she listens to. This is actually apart of the game of "appeasing the parents", the Game of Houses, whatever you want to call it. After I bestow upon her this gift come jesus birthday she will not give me any shit for the next 2 months or so. So awesome, plus it has radio and she loves to listen to her radio. It also cost me $170. Steve Jobs better have a sweet f**king house tons of strippers and lines of coke out the butt. i don't even think he owns Apple anymore, but still 170 and it isn't even as big as my left testicle. Absurd. Have a safe holiday wherever you are, forgive the retards you run into and give a homeless person a dollar, just this once, ask a friend to lunch you haven't heard from in a while and party hard on new years. my life is alright, hope yours is too. bye

LOL i bet your nips could cut glass byatch

ic an't see it cause its f**king raining

this was the most interesting thing

LOL CONSWEEELLAAA

several issues 1) long distance relationship 2) long distance relationship 3) long distance relationship 4) kinda sounds like he doesn't care 5) break up with him 6) its the holiday's, go look somewhere else 7) long distance relationship 8) don't 9) long distance 10) don't 11) long distance don't work~ 12) SAD whatever that is, doesn't exist 13) You are also creating some false issue he has to justify the fact he is being shady. 14) Refer to all of the above

gonna be easy content yet again, blizzard fails at pumping out hard stuff

word dude

i just died if laughter

C'THULU WILL RISE BEWARE THE SLIME FROM DEEP BELOW THE WAVES

i get very annoyed with living things, its a trend i fall into for no reason. well, maybe because i was drunk last night and did one of those "make moves on your supposed straight friend" but he didn't care, He just said nothing below the waist. As if retard, what happened to all the times you made out with me and all the times we cuddled blah blah blah. I can't touch yo dick? I was pretty plastered, but that is no excuse. i felt i molested him, he said he didn't care etc etc. My ego wasn't really bruised, he is my friend and a long time one at that, so that passed. but lately, despite that brief annoyance, life has been as if walking on glass shards. I do something with the result of being harmed, nothing detrimental mind you. my recovery factor for various mishaps/treachery/betrayal/hatred/vice/sin is remarkable. you could say that i "don't care" which makes it easy to bypass so many things, that sounds selfish i guess. I crave somebody to put me in my place, to control me in some sort of relationship, preferably partially romantic at best, its been to long since i've had a decent worthwhile relationship, especially with somebody who sees through my bullshit. I'm very lazy, or unmotivated, no idea why. my guilt is estranged though, I must say. Sometimes i feel so guilty. that passes though, everything passes. in time, as they say. But isn't that strange? Things come and go and drift. people, friends, relationships even the seasons. Its been so cold here, maybe that is to lend to my deplorable mood. a part of me feels creative enough to write something, writing is a good conduit of emotion I'd say. I'm doing it now, soon this will ebb away, just gettin the slime off. i'm always reviewing things in my life. How I am doing, how i deal with people, especially my friends. I'll look at my friends and rip them apart, personally, to see if they are really worth being friends with. is that friendship? i think i'm a good friend, Almost to loyal sometimes. I look back and wonder if they gave enough back as i have given to them, that is were i condemn them. But I am probably wrong Sometimes I feel shame, just in general for people. I see all these evil things, the level of villainy changes obviously. i feel shame for myself, my immense amount of sloth, my tragic hate for the worthless things, i hate trivial matters. I hate when people bring up trivial things, I hate when couples fight over trivial bullshit that will never get them anywhere. i can't say i feel accomplished. At least not yet. School has been difficult, I am taking 15 units, some can easily do that with their eyes closed. The classes I am taking however have me reading constantly, i'm a supposed english major with a hatred for reading? i've read this semester: heart of darkness Jane Eyre Robinson Crusoe Huckleberry Finn Pride and Prejudice in full mind you and that's just one class, the next various assortment of romantic writings from Hawthorne, Poe, Melville, some titles, Walden, Mary Rowlandson, various speeches, the Federalist Papers etc etc then from there in another class Beyond Good and Evil The Gay Sciences China Men Labyrinth of Solitude Plato's Dialogues Prometheus Bound the f**k bro. I mean, i like most of it. But still, that is a ton, not to mention each week. Its rather stressful, thank god for weed. Still, I don't feel very scholarly. I need to leave this state, its becoming arduous, treacherous, dangerous lots of ous ous. but school aside, I don't know what to do with myself. I've started going to gym again 5 days a week to make up for all the dead time between barely doing homework and caring. i'm a very bitter person, but for what reason? I can't think of anything "wrong" with my life. as opposed to some people, like my friends dying grandma has to live with him, my other friends are having housing issues they might be evicted, others have more issues with money, some parents are getting a divorce. not to say said friends are suffering, some are away at school, away from the taint. I still cannot think of anything wrong, so where does it justify that i have to be such a cruel person to the world? I have much of what i want, my car works, I have no issues with money, I'm going to school, I don't work, my parents are fine and dandy as my parents. Christmas is almost here. perhaps its to much introspection, to much self-pity. A logical answer would be to get my junk sucked, or get laid, or both. Something. I haven't even had the libido to touch my penis lately. I just don't careeeeee. i'm an incredibly sexual person, borderline annoying in my opinion, sometimes at least, and right now i'm dry as a desert. No, I can still produce sperm. Maybe its the season, the cold, gray weather. But shit, I like that weather, its romantic and dark. Cool stuff like that. sometimes I wonder if I'm depressed, but i can't be, It doesn't seem logical to me. I have nothing to be sad about, frankly. Like I said in the beginning, this feeling of boringness will ebb way. yet it is trendy, which annoys me. writing helps, like this right now. I feel that i must increase my worth, or else the machine will not work because the worthless are not needed and they impede progress. Progress is essential, right now I am just here, Existing. I will return to my usual candor, but for now i'll just be here like a ribbon on a branch. So with that being said, i'm going up to berkley and the City this weekend to get f**ked up and hang out with friends. I need it, or desire it rather. Maybe I'll get good lay. The next blog if i feel to make one will be better, not as dismal ugh. bye

i could cook stuff on his chin/jaw

second to last guy is faded

rollin

this thread offends me

oh you like USC? easily impressed I see. well, I was impressed too, michael jackson yelling absolutely nothing and black people hitting things

why does it keep double posting? delete this spam

i remember a few nights best nights EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR however drugs are bad and i'm glad that you've overcome. I'm also glad i don't choose to look for it, i know where to find it but a small sane, mature portion of me tells me to never go. If it was offered and there were hot bitches around i'd totally do it though, i mean shit dude. you know what i mean. exceptional indeed

lol even worse i went to ohio once it was cold and the leaves were many colors, i couldn't figure it out so i left

^ bold was my favorite word of your post