JamesSavik

I hate tasers! Cops reach for the damned things way too fast and they hurt! :chris: Nothing will make you crap your pants faster than getting hit by a taser. They are dangerous for something that is billed as non-lethal. If you have even a minor heart problem, a taser can stop it for good. There have been cases of cops using tasers on teens and little kids and it's just not right. Wait... oh, you meant teasers. My bad.

Good looking, intelligent.... and psychotic. :wacko:

Smash the gaming console or sell it on e-bay. If the little shit can't follow the rules, he doesn't need to have it. There was a shit-for-brains rich redneck kid at my high school whose parents sold his truck. He would leave and stay gone all night, get drunk and in trouble. When he didn't pay his tickets and couldn't afford his insurance, his parents sold the truck. Agreed. I laughed at her. A lot.

Don't worry Meeko! We love you too. I'll leave some extra cat food out.

Eat the fat people first. They go further and all that fat makes the meat cook up a buttery, smoky flavor.

This is for understanding and ridicule. I am simply posting this because CIA's Husband asked about it and am neutral about the contents. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Bro Code 1) Bros before hoes. The bond between two men is stronger than that between a man and a woman because on an average, men are stronger than women. That

O Holy Crap! O Holy Crap! My family is driving me crazy, It is the night of the retailers wet dreams. Long will I pay on credit cards revolving, Till all of this crap has no worth. X-box, laptops, cell phones and cat calendars, Why must we buy, this crap so aggravating? In hopes of a glorious morning, Marred by crying of tots over batteries forgotten, It's rotten, so rotten and mean, so very mean. Fall on your knees! beg for a credit limit extension! O night debased, the night when Christ was born; O night, O Holy Night , O night debased! Crass materialism is born!

We've had this debate over and over! Nobody asks you if you want to be circumcised. You're a day old. They just do it. I know that there are good reasons pro and con. Nobody should be looked down on for it either way. Oh Wait... nevermind.

1. 'The Twinks Behind the Avatar' 2. 'Man-Sex is in the Air' 3. 'District 69' 4. 'Hangover Man-Sex' 5. 'Nine and a half Inches'

Christmas at Ground Zero It's Christmas at ground zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at ground zero The button has been pressed The radio just let us know That this is not a test Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping It's the end of all humanity No more time for last-minute shopping It's time to face your final destiny It's Christmas at ground zero There's panic in the crowd We can dodge debris while we trim the tree Underneath a mushroom cloud You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop Or Jack Frost on your windowsill But if someone's climbing down your chimney You better load your gun and shoot to kill It's Christmas at ground zero And if the radiation level's okay I'll go out with you and see all the new Mutations on New Year's Day It's Christmas at ground zero Just seconds left to go I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover Underneath the mistletoe It's Christmas at ground zero Now the missiles are on their way What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked On this jolly holiday What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked On this jolly holiday ________________________________________ Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye "Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!" The night Santa went crazy The night Saint Nick went insane Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!" The night Santa went crazy The night Kris Kringle went nuts Now, ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole Without steppin' in reindeer guts There's the National Guard and the FBI There's a van from the Eyewitness News In a helicopter circlin' 'round in the sky And the bullets are flying the body count's rising And everyone's dying to know -"Oh Santa, why?" My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy. Yes Virginia, now Santa's doing time In a Federal prison for his infamous crime Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears He'll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years. But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights. (They talk about) The night Santa went crazy The night Saint Nicholas flipped Broke his back for some milk and cookies Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped Wo, The night Santa went crazy The night Saint Nick went insane Realized he'd been gettin' the RAW deal Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain.

Where do you see yourself in 10,15,20 years? Old, older, dead.

why do people say when they are about to do something that would make most people go postal?

We didn't have a pool. We had four sports: footbrawl, bastardball, faceball and the sack.

Duh... hey! How they call it a competition if I wasn't there?

For Dummies books should be called For Smart People Who Want Results.

I have a universal remote! FEAR ME. I had them all together because I want to put them all away in the same place. It's the only way to keep track of them all. 1- logitech universal remote 2- Mitsubishi stereo 3- Mitsubishi DVD 4- Yamaha CD player 5- Mediacenter PC 6- DirectTV satellite remote 7- Toshiba TV remote __________________________________________ Universal Remote! Three Remotes for Ellen, stoner-chick so high, Seven for the p0rn-lords in their halls of bone, Nine for geeks, you don't want to know why. One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, In the land of Mississippi where the shadows lie. One Remote to rule them all, One Remote to find them, One Remote to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, In the land of Mississippi where the shadows lie.

Yep- I'm sure that I'm gay. The previous owners taste in drapes was questionable. I'll replace them when I get a round tuit. Albums are making a come back. A lot of people like that rich analog sound and many of us never left. Sure I've got CDs by my six original Doors albums are a treasure. There's another picture that you can't see of the Dark Side of the Moon.

No- what you are seeing in the cabinet is a bound volume of CDs. No dentistry. I use it to work on computers and gadgets.

I think it should be called mine.

Back around Halloween I was hit with some minor flooding. Anyone who has been hit by flooding can tell you it's never minor. It sucks. It's a major hassle. I have finally gotten things worked out. One of my aims was to re work my office and after a solid two weeks of work (which is still ongoing) here are the results. I've installed a U-shaped desk in one end of the room, added bookshelves and an entertainment center from this millennium. It's been fun but a lot of work. This is the left side of the "U". It's cluttered as I am still getting things settled. That's my laptop which has been keeping things going. This is the right side of the "U" with 2 gigs of data storage space, the network underneath and a whiteboard. Bookshelves! It's great to have it all in a bookshelf and NOT on the floor. The :icon_cat: is upset as he no longer has piles of books to knock over. My TV and stereo. I like to listen to death metal when I write. BUh-wa-ha-ha-ha! I've often heard people say why live somewhere where there are tornadoes/floods/hurricanes/earthquakes/tsunamis/stampeding water buffalo but the truth is that disaster can hit anywhere. You just have to decide to build it back better than it was before.

Signs of a stinker [*]starts with main character waking up [*]shit, shower and shave details [*]overtly political tone for an orgy story [*]WAY TOO MUCH SEX that does not advance the plot [*]clich

I think the latest chapter of Twilight1 is a strong contender. ______________ 1- no sparkly vampires are involved.