JamesSavik

You'll get yours soon enough dearie. One day you'll wake up forty. You will be amazed at how soon it happens.

If you were a grown up, you would understand.

Gay people who oppose gun ownership are in the same category as Jews that thought that Hitler would just blow over.

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Hugs Jan!

I like rich daddy myself.

Tiger's Wood? I'd hit that.

Epsilon Ceti Alliance Sector Command Center It was shortly after 03:30 in the Command Center. The graveyard shift was on their second and third cups of coffee and praying that nothing bad would happen on their watch. A week before the vast majority of the fleet had jumped away to take part in a major offensive against the Andromeden invaders. All that was left was a small task force at Lamda Indi and the ships that weren't ready to jump when the fleet moved out. The cupboard was as bare as it had been in years Commander Bill Sommers was Watch Officer when the electrifying message came in: Mayday, Mayday, Peacekeeper 40 under attack, request assistance immediately... Just as suddenly the message cut off and was replaced by static. Sommers ordered, "Reestablish communications. Long range sensors, what's going on?" "Commander, sensors show ion weapons signatures in the vicinity of Peacekeeper fleet 40." A cold chill went down Sommers spine. Andromedens? Here? "Communications are being jammed at the source." Sommers called up the data on Peacekeeper 40. Two Derflinger class battle cruisers, a squadron of ten Rapier class heavy cruisers, two hundred fighters and a company of Marines. Worse still was the commander: Commodore Giles Janson of the Janson family. A political dynasty, in the sector, there there two Janson Senators and four more in the local assemblies. It's bad enough to lose ships but losing a member of a politically connected family made things... a lot more complicated. "Get me Admiral Olsen." "Commander, Peacekeeper fleets 41 through 49 report that they are under attack." Oh great. Why did all hell have to break lose on my watch? "Admiral Olsen is on the line." Sommers said, "Admiral, I think you need to get to the command center. All ten of our Peacekeeper fleets are under attack." Olsen's tired voice said, "Signal the Yorktown to have her battle group jump here to refuel and rearm. I'll be there shortly." Sommers was happy to hand this hot potato off to higher command. Anything big enough to take down a pair of Alliance battle-cruisers and a squadron of cruisers was big trouble.

That's ok Bang. I'll just run her fat ass down in the parking lot. We'll call it an unfortunate accident. That way none of us have to feel any particular antipathy for her. I might have some 'splaining to do if I burn out on her face. Mark- What if the reason she didn't like sex was because she was really a lesbian and had been suppressing it for all those years? According to her own jebus logic... you've got to wonder.

I guess I could start with the Dark Ages but let's be a little more current. _______________________________________________________________________________ Pokémon is Considered A Way For Kids To Worship the Devil December 11, 2009 by srfto Source Link Pokémon is considered the gateway to the devil’s doorstep by a church evangelist. The evangelist preached in his sermon that Pokémon will teach kids to kill each other with dark forces and fans of the series will not go to heaven but straight to hell from the teachings of Pokémon. The video is kind of old so this was probably taken during the height of Pokémon in the late 90’s. You know I would never thought about it that way until after I saw his sermon. Also, this reminded me of that South Park episode where they were addicted to ‘chipokemon’, so I did chuckled throughout the video. (See video at source) _______________________________________________________________ OK- you don't understand hard-core religious fanatics. To them anything that you study, spend time on or work with that's not about their god-myth is obviously "of the devil". Over the years country music, rock music, popular fiction, books, movies, TV and science have all been denounced by evangelical Christians as "demonic" or "of the devil". These are the same type of people that would have gouged out Galileo's eyes for seeing something that was not easily explained by their "babble". This is a good example of the danger of religious nuts, their utterly ridiculous mindset and the horrific dark age of cultural stagnation that would be their "gift" to the world should they ever achieve real power.

I've been dreading this thread. Truth be told, I was scared to look at it. I am so pleased to see that he's doing well. Lacey is a good one and we need him. This game is long and we need all of our stars in it.

Twilight Chap. 23 is posted!

He's only good at making the United States look like shit. f**king Minnesota. WTF were you smoking?

A new chapter of Twilight will be posted at AwesomeDude Saturday! It has no fat or cholesterol and is much less hazardous than Morbo the Destroyer, Omicronians or Spiderians.

I worship Odin. We throw the weak children to the war dogs. If they are strong enough to survive, it's Odin's will and they aren't a burden to the clan. Otherwise they feed the war-dogs and give them a work out. Whenever we sack a village, we take the best ass and slaughter the rest. That way we keep the gene pool constantly refreshed and not inbred like the Scots. Civil and criminal litigation is handled by trial by combat. That way, it doesn't matter how big a psycho-thug you are as long as you are a good fighter. Home, hearth and fertility is the domain of the goddess Freya who bonds a man to his wife at home and his male mate for combat. If you face a impossible battle with courage, Thor will appear and fight by your side.

You can depend on no US politicians to stick their necks out for Africa. The Africans are happy to take donations but as soon as you try to influence anything, you are the Great Satan. George W. Bush is very popular in Africa because of his work to get AIDS drugs to where they are needed. In fact George is a more popular name for boys than Mohammad south of the Sudan. Perhaps he could be used as an unofficial ambassador.

My East German model isn't any better. It only works on guys that I wouldn't... never mind. Oh and yes Yang. Unattractive people have no reason to live. Neither do short people. No reason to live

CIA Headquarters Langley, Virginia Andrew Chang

ROFLMAO

She had an absolutely amazing voice for any era. It has an expansive quality to it that we've really only now have the electronics to fully appreciate. What's old for some of us is new for others.

Dude, if you like that, you're going to love this. It's not new but it's most definitely classic.

pepperoni, onions, peppers, mushrooms, sausage, beef

I like good music. I can't stand bubblegum and boy bands. I like old rock, new rock. I even recently discovered Floggin Molly and some songs by Lifehouse. Don't give me any rap or hip-hop. Is Explosions in the Sky worth buying into? Which album? Tell me, tell me- I hunger for the new sound.