JamesSavik

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ArgggHHHH!!!

"Wait. Wait. I think I can explain this whole thing. Marklar, these Marklars want to change your Marklar. They don't want Marklar or any of these Marklars to live here because it's bad for their Marklar. They use Marklar to try and force Marklars to believe their Marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build Marklars and Marklars. They will take all your Marklars and replace them with Marklar. These Marklar have no good Marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these Marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any Marklars, Marklars, or Marklars". I think that sums it up succinctly.

North Carolina church to burn

I just got things back together. My UPS got wet so it was fried. I took my home network apart and put it in the attic while I cleaned things up. I had most of the chapter written. I just needed to send it to my editor Talon before I posted it.

I just shed. Sometimes I'll use the vacuum cleaner to pull out the lose hair or roll around on rough concrete.

Not at all. At the heart of it is conserving the best of the past, avoiding trendy fads like the colorization of classic films or socialism and creating new, self-sustaining structures through careful design and open participation (private sector). It's not the conservatism of Limbaugh or the reactionary rabble of the neo-con republicans. It is the thinking mans conservatism that no one need apologize for since no one is currently practicing it.

I'm just hoping that we get away from the revolutionary communist rhetoric like wealth redistribution. The first SOB to start talking crap about the dictatorship of the proletariat and bourgeoisie, I'm getting my guns and heading to the hills. Frakking Marxists- you can't live with them and they won't get a damned job.

Awe how cute. That was better than puppies. Seriously.

Twilight Chapter 22- Ultimatum is posted.

Read a lot of Frank Capra and watch some movies that are based on his writing. That's what I do when I see an author whose work I like. I'll study it and see what I can learn.

Well... I'm real. Who else could or want to be as obnoxious, evil and cynical as me and be consistent about it? Who would want to be? Who else would take red hot needles and poke you in your misconceptions or occasionally kick you in your shaky premise? Some people call me the 's advocate, troll, a-hole but guess what? They are all right. It's my manifest destiny to piss you off if you are smug and think that you have it all figured out. As a veteran forum warrior I've seen the liars, the frauds, the cheats, the Walter Mitty's and horny old geezers hitting on kids and the kids pretending to be 14 going on 24. It's all a part of the anonymity that the internet provides. Some people will be real while others will lie like a clock. That's one of the cool things about this place. We've had several gatherings where our members have met in RL (real life). I've had the pleasure of meeting a number of people from the forums in RL. So... we know who is real and, given time, bullshitters will out themselves.

Like Duh... I'm from the SOUTH.

w00t! My computer lives! I got it running this evening. Sure, I like my laptop but it's just not the same. I had to replace my UPS. It was on the floor and got wet. Everything else I broke down and stashed in the attic. My recovery from the Halloween flood continues. I'm Ba-ack. Buh-wa-ha-haha Twilight readers... the next chapter will be released shortly.

send me the link... for an independent evaluation of course. *lears at monitor*

Top 10 signs that you are geeked out! ______________________________________________ You use more than one distro of Linux. You have a Hewlett-Packard calculator and know how/aren't afraid to use it.

Top 10 Signs that You are About to Fail: 10. Welcome to Windows Vista Home Premium! 9. When the Spanish exchange student who sits next to me scores 10 points higher than mua on our English grammer test 8. Your five year old says, "See, this is how it is SUPPOSED to work!" 7. Error type 2342 has occurred Printing device not found 6. You can't find a condom and he's waiting 5. Awh, damn f**k those powerpoints, I need my sleep.... oh wait.... when was that test again? 4. You have a video conference session with work colleagues and theres a power cut. 3. You have an sudden urge to say: "Somebody hold my beer; y'all watch this!" 2. The IRS come to your pool party. 1. It's 9am in the morning. You've been up all night writing a 3000 word essay due in two hours. And all you have written is the first paragraph.

You have an urge to say: "Somebody hold my beer; y'all watch this!"

I'm in favor of knee-capping the twerp with a crow-bar but I'm evil and that won't work for everyone.

What?

I'd want to skip the "Oops I crapped my pants" years myself.

An Italian favorite, bagna cauda is a warm dip of anchovies, garlic, and olive oil served with fresh vegetables as an appetizer. Prep Time: 5 minutes Cook Time: 5 minutes Ingredients: * 1/2 cup plus 2 Tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil * 4 to 5 cloves of garlic, peeled and microplaned or minced * 12 anchovies preserved in olive oil, drained and chopped * 1/3 to 1/2 cup unsalted butter, cut into chunks * For dipping: * A variety of raw vegetables, including fennel, cauliflower, Belgian endive, sweet peppers and zucchini * boiled shrimp Also try adding shrimp and serving over pasta. YUM!

I know more than I care to about knee pain. I had an ACL repair back in the days before it could be done orthoscopically. I've got three scars: One 16", one 6" and another just a hole where they poked the orthoscope in just to have a look. Now almost 25 years later, I have a more accurate barometer than most weather services.

We're next door in Mississippi and I believe that we got the leftovers from the same storm.

I've never been one to let sentiment get in the way.