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tim's Fast n Flashy Fiction - 1. Courting Ruin

For the Pick Two Game for the newletter

Courting Ruin

 

Joey opened the front door and found a ruin. Joey stared, shocked, but then Joey remembered he had court and he’d have to deal with this mess later. Better just to shut the door, but he had to get through his so-called living room to get his robes and notes.

As he picked his way through the mayhem that had been his front room it was a relief to get to the hall, where there seemed to be less devastation. Strange thuds and bangs came from the bedroom.

“Thank God the bedroom door was closed,” he thought. He stood before it with his hand hovering over the doorknob, and thought for a moment. “It had been, right? I mean it couldn’t have closed on its own? Oh, I don’t want to go in there right now.”

Slowly, he returned to the main room in his apartment, picking up a vase here, and one of his deceased mother’s gnomes there. After placing his treasures on the sofa table, he fanned himself with a stray notepad. He sat on the sofa and called Charles. “He’ll know what to do.”

“Charles Preston.”

“Charlie, it’s me.”

“You okay? Why are you breathing hard? You’re not … you know, are you? I have no time for phone … play!”

“What? No! The front room, the whole place is destroyed. I’ve got to get my robes from the bedroom. Did you close the door this morning?”

“Joey, first, calm down. What are you talking about? Go into the bedroom and get your robes.”

“Charlie, I don’t want to go in there … at least not alone. It may be in there …. I heard noises again.”

“Oh, my God … you are really calling me before I do this presentation I’ve worked on for three months to tell me you can’t go into the bedroom on your own?”

“Charlie, I ….”

Joey could see Charlie rolling his eyes as he sighed. “Joey, babe, you’ll be fine. There’s nothing in there. I’m sure I closed the door before I left. Have to dash. Love you; kisses for later!”

Joey stared at the phone before pressing the red button to hang up. He got to his feet, pulled up his jeans and walked with purpose to the bedroom. Without hesitation he turned the knob and threw open the door.

“Oh, my God!”

The room was awash with feathers; their antique comforter torn up and there before him, hanging from what was left of his shredded black robes, was their eight-month-old Siamese.

“Ruin! What have you done?”

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14 hours ago, Ron said:

Huh? What just happened? Oh, a cat joke!😏 Good one, tim. Now it all makes sense.👍🏻

Thanks Ron. Glad it worked.

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13 hours ago, Parker Owens said:

A priceless and captivating story. Funny and utterly true!

Thank you Parker! Glad it gave you a laugh! 

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12 hours ago, Defiance19 said:

Ha! That was awesome and funny.. Ruin.. Lol. Loved it tim..

Yay! Thanks Def. Glad it worked.

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12 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

:rofl: I definitely know what Joey is going through, lol. Years ago, I was reading a textbook, but I was called away by my mom, so I left it- open...

 

...when I came back, the top of the pages were not only clawed, but a hole was torn through! :o And sitting nearby, playing innocent, was Guero. :lol: He was quite the hellion as a kitten. 

Okay, that makes me feel better. I've never had a cat, so a personal anecdote to prove it is great. On a personal note, I hope you're doing okay, Drew. Many hugs and :kiss:

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10 hours ago, Cia said:

LMAO!!! Oh yeah, I could soooo see a cat being behind all that. I loved the magical theme that had us thinking something fantastical, but then it turned out to be a mundane cat--yet that made it seem so very not an ordinary cat.

Thanks. I glad the little bit of doubt about the cause of the noise came through. Thanks for this great prompt, Cia!

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10 hours ago, Headstall said:

A good bit of fun, tim. The ending made me smile. Ruin. Love the name. Kudos... Gary....

Cheers, Gary! Court and ruin, had to use those two words.

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10 hours ago, dughlas said:

That's why I'm a dog person ... hehehe ... course I once had a dog named Grendel as he was chaos and destruction.

Mike's allergic but i  think i could be a cat and dog person!  Thanks dugh! 

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10 hours ago, phoenix_0826 said:

What a fun story! Reminds me of coming home in the days after I got my dog, but before I found the locking garbage can. :-)

Lol Thanks, John. Yes, they get up to all sorts! 

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10 hours ago, mollyhousemouse said:

OMGosh!

Not what I was expecting...with the thuds and bangs!

And of course it was a Siamese kitten!  I they are hell on four paws!

 

Well done!

Hey molly! Thanks. I'm pleased there was a little bit of doubt before the reveal! 

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7 hours ago, Reader1810 said:

I guess finding Ruin in the bedroom was better than the poltergeist's I was expecting. :lol: 

 

You had me going there for a minute, tim. Well done! :D 

I'm so pleased the doubt came through. Thanks for reading!

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I also thought that the story was going to be a fantasy set in the modern day world, but Joey was a lawyer and he needed his robes to go to court ...  tim, you played a very clever joke on us ...

:thankyou:

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Oh my Lawd!!! This brought back so many memories of finding kittens (my cat at the time had 6 babies....all pure white) hanging from curtains, lamps on the floor, books and album covers shredded and I still LOVED the little furballs. :rofl: I was not expecting a cat at the end and a Siamese one!?! They are so prissy and above it all.  What did Joey do to upset Ruin so much?  Excellent short about the trials and tribulations of being owned by a feline. Bravo, Tim. :wub: (yeah, I :heart: cats) 

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i so needed a giggle after this day of bumps. thanks tim. i actually giggled out loud. so not where i expected to end up

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On 6/5/2017 at 7:41 AM, aditus said:

Lol! Yep, I can totally see that happen! Loved it!

your puddytats inspired me xo

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On 6/5/2017 at 8:59 AM, hohochan657 said:

I also thought that the story was going to be a fantasy set in the modern day world, but Joey was a lawyer and he needed his robes to go to court ...  tim, you played a very clever joke on us ...

:thankyou:

:) glad it worked hoho!!  thanks so much for your support!!

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On 6/6/2017 at 10:33 AM, LadyDe said:

Oh my Lawd!!! This brought back so many memories of finding kittens (my cat at the time had 6 babies....all pure white) hanging from curtains, lamps on the floor, books and album covers shredded and I still LOVED the little furballs. :rofl: I was not expecting a cat at the end and a Siamese one!?! They are so prissy and above it all.  What did Joey do to upset Ruin so much?  Excellent short about the trials and tribulations of being owned by a feline. Bravo, Tim. :wub: (yeah, I :heart: cats) 

Hi LadyDe! Thanks so much for reading this. I'm glad you enjoyed it. It was fun to write.. i'd like a cat but my husband is allergic to them.. thanks again!

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On 6/7/2017 at 2:09 AM, mogwhy said:

i so needed a giggle after this day of bumps. thanks tim. i actually giggled out loud. so not where i expected to end up

oh moggy thank you!! i'm glad it made you laugh. i love to write comedy but it's such a crap shoot. Glad this piece worked!!

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29 minutes ago, MacGreg said:

I once had two Siamese cats, siblings. I feel Joey's pain.

hehe.. well i'm glad i got them right!! thanks for reading this, your comments and support.. xo

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OMG, I love it. Though I've never had a cat cause that much destruction... My dogs on the other hand have caused complete mayhem (one of them destroyed 2 couches, and the other just liked to dig through walls)

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I read this story when it first came out and just reread it. It's a very funny story, and I can see a psycho cat doing all that. I had one.

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