
- Fiction
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- Authors:
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Laura S. Fox
Be The Father Of This Child!
Jett Huntsman has his business straight, which is to scare schmucks into paying back what’s due. And yeah, he’s making shit tons of money while at it. Mostly because he’s good at it. Not that he brags.
What he’s not good at, though, is how to deal with seeing a crying baby left in front of his house with the self-explanatory message: “Assume responsibility, asshole!”
Jett has no time to think things through. He has schmucks to shake for money. So his kid, if that’s his kid, will have to come with him.
(Full summary inside.)
(Disclaimer: No babies were made to cry during the writing of this story. Also, this is not intended as a parenting guide. Seriously.)
- Author
- 09/29/2019 (Updated: 06/07/2020)
- 37 Chapters
- 165,666 Words
- 127,052 Views
- 868 Comments
- Mature
- Comedy, Romance
- Complete
Story Recommendations (15 members)
- Action Packed 7
- Addictive/Pacing 12
- Characters 15
- Cliffhanger 8
- Smoldering 4
- Tearjerker 4
- Unique 9
- World Building 2
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1.
It’s A Bouncing Baby Boy!
- 4,318 Words
- 5,821 Views
- 38 Comments
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2.
For Some Reason, I Like Blonds
- 4,260 Words
- 4,187 Views
- 22 Comments
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3.
No Big Deal
- 4,881 Words
- 3,712 Views
- 16 Comments
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4.
What Your Man Bun Says About You
- 3,801 Words
- 3,340 Views
- 17 Comments
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5.
Don’t Kiss Other Boys
- 4,333 Words
- 3,532 Views
- 14 Comments
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6.
A Walk In The Park
- 4,407 Words
- 4,273 Views
- 22 Comments
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7.
Are You Freaked Out?
- 4,443 Words
- 3,263 Views
- 32 Comments
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8.
Fetch!
- 4,232 Words
- 5,516 Views
- 31 Comments
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9.
When I’m Around You
- 4,501 Words
- 3,163 Views
- 23 Comments
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10.
Stop Trolling Me
- 4,590 Words
- 3,591 Views
- 33 Comments
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11.
Everyone But Us
- 4,108 Words
- 2,722 Views
- 33 Comments
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12.
Applied Education
- 5,503 Words
- 2,647 Views
- 14 Comments
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13.
Domestic Negotiations
- 4,176 Words
- 3,226 Views
- 18 Comments
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14.
A Pair Of Jokers
- 4,818 Words
- 2,355 Views
- 6 Comments
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15.
There’s No Workout Like Studying Computer Architecture
- 4,510 Words
- 2,432 Views
- 22 Comments
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16.
Let’s Play
- 4,082 Words
- 2,969 Views
- 30 Comments
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17.
We Are Not Party People!
- 4,383 Words
- 3,138 Views
- 25 Comments
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18.
No-Fun April
- 5,293 Words
- 2,204 Views
- 19 Comments
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19.
Perfect Little A
- 5,867 Words
- 2,410 Views
- 16 Comments
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20.
Playing It Cool
- 5,239 Words
- 2,293 Views
- 16 Comments
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21.
I’ll Show You Yours If You Show Me Mine
- 4,315 Words
- 2,850 Views
- 15 Comments
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22.
Between Bros
- 4,027 Words
- 2,185 Views
- 18 Comments
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23.
Wednesday, I’m In Trouble
- 4,640 Words
- 2,159 Views
- 16 Comments
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24.
Unemployment, Unlocked!
- 4,205 Words
- 2,272 Views
- 35 Comments
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25.
Assault With A Kitchen Weapon
- 4,115 Words
- 1,852 Views
- 28 Comments
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26.
Don’t You Want To Fight For Me?
- 4,339 Words
- 1,769 Views
- 15 Comments
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27.
Just When Things Were Going So Swell
- 4,241 Words
- 2,207 Views
- 25 Comments
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28.
Under Assault
- 4,211 Words
- 2,029 Views
- 33 Comments
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29.
How Do You Like Your Potatoes Peeled?
- 4,486 Words
- 1,968 Views
- 20 Comments
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30.
Reinforcements Have Arrived
- 4,360 Words
- 2,074 Views
- 30 Comments
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31.
Two Very Stubborn Men
- 4,466 Words
- 2,198 Views
- 36 Comments
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32.
Surprise!
- 4,347 Words
- 2,122 Views
- 36 Comments
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33.
Everybody Gets The Feels Sometimes
- 5,406 Words
- 1,774 Views
- 16 Comments
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34.
I Know How You Got That Tattoo
- 4,462 Words
- 1,896 Views
- 22 Comments
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35.
Who The F Is Wednesday?
- 4,940 Words
- 1,920 Views
- 24 Comments
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36.
That Summer
- 4,841 Words
- 1,882 Views
- 14 Comments
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37.
Epilogue
- 2,520 Words
- 1,796 Views
- 37 Comments