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So, I've had a day off today and I am still in my jammies... :D I REFUSE to get dressed and do anything productive until I have to today, which will be later. My daughter's school play is tonight and she is the third little pig in some creation of every fairy tale known to man all wrapped up into one 45 minute performance... I can't wait! I'm so excited.

 

Well, I have managed to get a little more writing done, and the new chapter should be posted tomorrow on nifty. I would normally have it on Matt's site first, but since he is recovering from his surgery :unsure: I have decided to go on and I know he will catch up. I'm certain that he would want it that way anyway :thumbup:

 

So let's see, what else do I have to say?? I recently realized that I use !!!!! ALOT! :blink: Maybe I just get super excited... I don't really know. Today I taught Ben what a 'manwich' is :lmao: I got invited into my sweetie and darlin's bed on his birthday 0:) I realized that Rich has the most pefect hair ever and I am soooooooo jealous! :( There is something definitely wrong when his hair is prettier than mine... anyway :rolleyes:

 

I have been saving this Thanksgiving story until I had the picture to back it up, but I do now so here it is... We had a good holiday and only the one fire so... :lmao: I had to work the 7 to 4 shift on Thanksgiving so Rich cooked the turkey while I was at work. I had called him on my lunch break to make sure that he had it all under control and I reminded him to place the turkey on a rack in the roasting pan, breast side up and toward the back of the oven and his reply was, "You said breast and rack." Boys will be boys I guess, and I do have a pretty impressive rack so... :whistle: Anyway, when I got home the plan was that I would make all the rest of the side dishes for our dinner. No biggie really, it only took me an hour, but at the end I had about 500 things going on at once. I had made some candied sweet potatoes and the last part of that is to put some marshmallows on top and get them brown and toasty in the oven... well, like I said I had 500 things going on so I asked Rich to watch them. :wacko: Well next thing I hear is Rich saying, "Oh shit! They're on fire!!" So I start laughing and Tony comes running in to the kitchen to see what is going on and Rich is trying to take the dish out of the oven when Tony yells, "What do you think you are doing? Don't touch that!" I think he's worried about Rich's safety right?... WRONG!! He pulls out his cell phone to take a picture... and here it is!

 

marshmallows.jpg

 

Besides that I have a joke my HOT friend from work told me... He is an official Abercrombie and Fitch guy if that helps 0:) So here it is...

 

A boy gets a tricycle for Christmas from Santa and he is so excited that he just has to go outside and ride it. A policeman on horseback comes riding up and asks the boy if he got the tricycle from Santa and the boy replies that yes, he in fact did get it from Santa. The policeman proceeds to write a ticket and gives it to the boy saying, "You need to tell Santa to put a reflector on the back." The boy asks the policeman if Santa gave him the horse he is riding, and the policeman thinks he will be a smart ass to the boy and says that yes Santa gave him the horse. The boy says to the policeman, "Well you should tell Santa to put the dick on the bottom next time!" :lmao:

 

I'm still smiling, :D

Vivian

 

PS. 9 days till my sweetie's birthday! I'm counting down! :wub:

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Bardeara

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There is so much to laugh at in this one I don

Rocketcnj

Rocketcnj 2

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Dear Little Sister Viv:)

 

I am having the same blonde moment as Bard and kept thinking "what is a manwitch/manwich"

 

Now what burned..a further blonde moment..was it the turkey with the breast rack or the sweet potatoes with the marshmellows? I am soo confused...

 

 

Standing ovations sent to the Third Little Pig..I bet she stole the show:)

 

Ok, back to work I go....grrr..

 

Hugs and here is to our Matty getting well soon....if he reads your blog he will love your story..its very funny and cute......

 

The joke is cute too...I never heard that...so is the A and F guy Gay? not much into A and F clothes (well they are really for the youngsters any way..but I have social issues on that they manufacturer them overseas in Asia for low wages...and ok, well, nuf of that..the guys in their ads are hot (I miss their commercials.they did one of wrestlers picking each other up in a dance routine....and almost kissing each other and they were nearly naked and very homo delicious!!! and yeah, homo-erotic too:)

 

Michael

viv

viv 687

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Okay, a quick update...

 

The play was awesome! It was so funny and all about character, like taking responsibility for your actions, the Golden Rule, etc... and yes my little pig did her rap and song and was sooooooooo good!

 

This is manwich... http://www.conagrafoods.com/brands/manwich/index.jsp It just happened to be a hilarious play on words and I had to say it.

 

Only 8 days left now!! :wub:

 

Hugs, Vivian

 

PS. MIchael, it was the marshmallows on top of the sweet potatoes... danger!

Rocketcnj

Rocketcnj 2

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Okay, a quick update...

 

 

This is manwich... http://www.conagrafoods.com/brands/manwich/index.jsp It just happened to be a hilarious play on words and I had to say it.

 

Hugs, Vivian

 

PS. MIchael, it was the marshmallows on top of the sweet potatoes... danger!

 

Dear Little Sister Viv:)

 

thanks for the clarification..um, I thought it was 3 guys spooing....or 2 guys...yeah, yeah, I have my mind on spooning and other things..ok, so you can devour the Manwich with a spoon....I know..just smack me silly!!!

 

Michael

xander

xander 1

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Wow Viv...lol, funny story about the sweet potatoes...I know what you mean about doing like 500 things at once...I pretty much made the whole dinner by myself and I for once wanted to eat at a normal time, because when my mom makes the holiday meal, we're lucky if we get to eat by 4:00. So I wanted to eat around 12:30 - 1:00 and I was starting to get my nerves hyped up because do you think my brother or dad could do anything helpful like set the table? No...heaven forbid :o . The only catastrophies we had were a few minor burns... when I was taking something out of the oven, the brown and serve rolls that were in a glass cake pan fell on my arms and burned my right arm (not that bad but it hurt for a while). Then I had gotten the potatoes done a bit early so they were about lukewarm by time we ate and to my mom they would have been "ice cold"....she used to be a dishwasher in a restaurant, and I dont know if you know any ex-dishwashers, but they like loose a lot of nerve endings, and apparently in there mouth too....anyway, I put them in the oven on about 150-200 to warm em up a bit and kinda forgot about em for about 5-10 min so they were fine but the bowl was really hot....I take it out and set it on the counter....my brother goes up to our counter/bar to dish up and lifts the potato bowl and f**king burns his hands :lmao: ...kinda mean to laugh but he had it coming for not doing anything I asked him to do that day...plus he's just a general asshole so yea...

 

Good to hear that your little piggy did a good job with her song...I want so bad to be in plays but I havestage fright... :mellow: ...it's good that she dont...hey, maybe she'll become and outstanding actress! lol, hey it can happen...

 

Wow, no offense guys, but was I the only one who wasnt blonde about the Manwich? lol, I've never touched the stuff, but I know what it is :P .

 

Funny joke too :lmao: .... I had heard simalar but dont think I've heard that one specifically.

 

Xan

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