a picture's worth 1000 words...
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So, I've had a day off today and I am still in my jammies... 
I REFUSE to get dressed and do anything productive until I have to today, which will be later. My daughter's school play is tonight and she is the third little pig in some creation of every fairy tale known to man all wrapped up into one 45 minute performance... I can't wait! I'm so excited.
Well, I have managed to get a little more writing done, and the new chapter should be posted tomorrow on nifty. I would normally have it on Matt's site first, but since he is recovering from his surgery 
I have decided to go on and I know he will catch up. I'm certain that he would want it that way anyway 
So let's see, what else do I have to say?? I recently realized that I use !!!!! ALOT! 
Maybe I just get super excited... I don't really know. Today I taught Ben what a 'manwich' is 
I got invited into my sweetie and darlin's bed on his birthday 
I realized that Rich has the most pefect hair ever and I am soooooooo jealous! 
There is something definitely wrong when his hair is prettier than mine... anyway 
I have been saving this Thanksgiving story until I had the picture to back it up, but I do now so here it is... We had a good holiday and only the one fire so... I had to work the 7 to 4 shift on Thanksgiving so Rich cooked the turkey while I was at work. I had called him on my lunch break to make sure that he had it all under control and I reminded him to place the turkey on a rack in the roasting pan, breast side up and toward the back of the oven and his reply was, "You said breast and rack." Boys will be boys I guess, and I do have a pretty impressive rack so... 
Anyway, when I got home the plan was that I would make all the rest of the side dishes for our dinner. No biggie really, it only took me an hour, but at the end I had about 500 things going on at once. I had made some candied sweet potatoes and the last part of that is to put some marshmallows on top and get them brown and toasty in the oven... well, like I said I had 500 things going on so I asked Rich to watch them. :wacko: Well next thing I hear is Rich saying, "Oh shit! They're on fire!!" So I start laughing and Tony comes running in to the kitchen to see what is going on and Rich is trying to take the dish out of the oven when Tony yells, "What do you think you are doing? Don't touch that!" I think he's worried about Rich's safety right?... WRONG!! He pulls out his cell phone to take a picture... and here it is!
Besides that I have a joke my HOT friend from work told me... He is an official Abercrombie and Fitch guy if that helps So here it is...
A boy gets a tricycle for Christmas from Santa and he is so excited that he just has to go outside and ride it. A policeman on horseback comes riding up and asks the boy if he got the tricycle from Santa and the boy replies that yes, he in fact did get it from Santa. The policeman proceeds to write a ticket and gives it to the boy saying, "You need to tell Santa to put a reflector on the back." The boy asks the policeman if Santa gave him the horse he is riding, and the policeman thinks he will be a smart ass to the boy and says that yes Santa gave him the horse. The boy says to the policeman, "Well you should tell Santa to put the dick on the bottom next time!"
I'm still smiling,
Vivian
PS. 9 days till my sweetie's birthday! I'm counting down! 
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