The haircut from Hell
Mephostopheles himself attacked the haircutter that gave Hot Cross Country guy this haircut. Well, I guess that's being a little dramatic, but it's seriously the ugliest haircut ever. I mean, don't get me wrong, he's still really hot, but the hair was kinda the icing on the cake for his beauty. I almost cried when I saw it.
We had many academic team competitions this week, which I rock at. But, I am pissed at the varstiy team captain, becuase we had a competition where there is a computer prgram that makes a question come up, gives us options, and then we have a minute to answer the question. If we answer the question in the first seven seconds, we get five bonus points. Past that, we get fewer and fewer bonus points until we get none after thirty seconds. Well, there was a question that was something like, "Which of the following is composed of protons and electrons?" The choices were X-rays, Microwaves, Photons, Quarks, and Solar Winds. I said, three seconds into it btw, "Solar Winds."
Eventually he says, "What makes you think that?" (Snow Dog inserts here: "It can't be anything else, duh!") So I explain why to him. X-rays and Microwaves are composed of luxons, not tardyons, and photons ARE luxons, thus can't be composed of protons and electrons, and quarks are the things that make up protons, so it can't be that. Thus, it must be Solar Winds. He finally selects Solar Winds, and we get it right. However, instead of getting ten points as we would have if he had trusted me, we got five.
I mean, it's not so much about the points as it is the pride. What he did was basically say, "I don't think you're smart enough to actually know this for a fact. And since I'm so much better than you at science (which he sucks at, btw), I'm going to make you justify your answer to an annoying degree." And afterwards I find out that he doesn't even know what a baryon or a luxon is, so he doubted MY answer when in all actuality he's the one that has no clue about anything.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-psychic psychopath
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