I finally got around to going to see Rogue 1 today.

Before I could, there was an unfortunate incident with the previews!

I was appalled and disgusted! Since 2000, there have been two Spider Man origin stories and sequels. Now they'll be a third. No wonder I don't go to the movies very often. THEY KEEP MAKING THE SAME DAMN ONE OVER AND OVER!

Speaking of making the same damn movie over and over again, the very next preview is Michael Bay's fifth installment on the Transformers franchise which drove Shia LeBeouf insane and decided that Meagan Fox wasn't hot enough.

Here's an original plot for you- the frikkin evil aliens are coming and our political horse shit has caused the Autobots to relocate to Bumsfart, Nebraskahoma. But they're honorable and long suffering and come back to save the day despite the filthy f-ing humans hardly being worth it.

WTF HOLLYWOOD!? Haven't we seen this movie before? Maybe sixty times? Writers are still writing. Why not try something original for a change! Your audience will reward you for it and despise you less for the decadent worthless pond scum that you really are. So put down the underage cherry you are fondling and read a fucking script or two!

I didn't see anymore previews. By this point I had a seizure and was barking and foaming at the mouth. They thought I had rabies and forced me out of the theater with a fire hose.

Maybe I'll get to see it next week.