So, today as my husband was leaving for work he comes back in the house to tell me that I have to take him to work because he has a flat tire and doesn't have time to fix it before work. This means that I also then have to drive back at lunch time to take him to get some lunch since he is without a car and then go back when he gets off work and bring him home. Anyway, while we are driving back from lunch, I pull up behind this truck at the light and he has bumper stickers all over his rusty old piece of s**t truck, I say that these stickers are probably holding the whole thing together, but anyway, the bumper stickers were actually pretty funny.Yes this is my truck.No I will not help you move.F**k you you f**kin f**k.AND MY FAVORITE...I tried to see your point of view, but my head wouldn't get that far up my ass. Hehe, but because I am visually impaired, a nice way of saying that if I didn't have my contacts on I would probably be blind... a small exaggeration, I have to pull up really close to him to read them. Anyway, I hate when people do that to me and I am always saying to them, although they can't actually hear me since they are in their own cars, to GET OFF MY ASS!!!! My car doesn't have any bumper stickers on it, but if it did it would have to say 'Don't follow me, I'm lost!' since I have this amazing ability to get lost if my usual route is changed for some reason. In my next car I am definately going to get one of those GPS (global positioning system) things because I want something that tells me "Turn left now, you Idiot!!" :wacko: That said, Any other great bumper stickers to share?Feeling slightly better today, probably since it is my day off, Vivian