Gay Club vs. Straight Club
Alright so I've finally been to both a gay and a straight club, and let me tell you that I had a hell of a lot more fun at the gay club than I did at the straight one. And not only because of the obvious, but because it was a lot more fun. For instance:
Straight Club: Some people dancing on the floor but most people just stand there and talk
Gay Club: Dance floor is packed and dancing is going on all around
Straight Club: People stay in their little group of friends and dont meet a lot of new people
Gay Club: Random people come up to you to say hi
Straight Club: Dress code is strict and it's not as comfortable
Gay Club: Dress code? The bartenders had on underwear... that's it
Straight Club: People just walk around you if their in your way
Gay Club: You get ass-grabbed or titty-poked
Straight Club: You grab a girl's boobs and it's offensive
Gay Club: You grab a girl's boobs and everyone laughs
Straight Club: People tend to ignore you if you're not part of their group
Gay Club: People are a lot nicer and smile... though they may be looking at your ass while they do it
Straight Club: Long lines... long wait... no fun
Gay Club: Not that long of a line... short wait... lots of fun
Straight Club: Fights and bouncers everywhere
Gay Club: I think the guys wearing only underwear could break up a cat-fight if one started
Anyways I'm going to stop there, but I had a lot of fun at the gay club. And yes, I actually danced!... or should I say "danced" because I sure as hell can't dance
Joe
(Who thinks Lawrence likes playing with boobs a little too much... )
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