Well, one of them is. The other is like this... pubescent, teenage girl full of angst and drama, someone save me please?!

 

I got home from work last night and found this on my computer... It's my son, who is six, talking to Tony.

 

Tony: psssst

Viv: 0

Tony: ...

Viv: it's matthew

Tony: hi matthew...can you ask daddy a question for me? ask him if tony can iron his tie

Viv: he said no

Tony: how are you?

Viv: gooooooooooooooooood

Viv: how or you????????????????????????????????

Tony: i am hungry

Viv: me too

Viv: but dad is getting pizza

Tony:

Tony: tell daddy green bay won 34 to 0

Viv: he said ok

Tony: do you have school tomorrow or is it a holiday?

Viv: no i don't have scool

Viv: but yes the next day it is a holiday but i got to go/ bye

Tony: bye

Viv: i was wrong i can keep typing

Tony: yay!

Viv: *kiss**kiss*+6+6+6+6+6

Tony: what?

Viv: hahahahaha

Tony: what did you do today?

Viv: help dad fix the lights

Tony: what was wrong with them?

Viv: some lightbolds were not working so we fixed them

Tony:

Tony: you mean lightbulbs

Viv: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

Viv: send a messege

Tony: message

Tony: hahaha

Tony: i love you

Tony: i can't wait to see you again when i come for thanksgiving

Viv: i loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove you

Viv: how are you?

Tony: still hungry haha

Viv: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tony: matthew, when is your pizza coming?

Viv: :s

Viv: i don't know

Tony: matthew

Viv: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha silly

Viv: type you

Tony: so what are you learning in school right now?

Viv: i don't have scool

Tony: i mean what did you learn on friday silly

Viv: oh nothing

Viv: brb

Tony: ok

Viv: bye bye

Tony: bye

Viv: hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony: hi

Viv: ib means i'm back

Tony: how was your pizza?

Viv: good

Tony: where's dad?

Viv: still here

Tony: tell him to answer me

Viv: ok

Viv: i got to go

Tony: k

Viv: bye bye

Tony: bye

 

MAD CHAT SKILLS!!

 

On the other hand... we had this whole drama with my daughter the other night, and only cause it's SO much to retype, i'm just gonna repost the chat log from when I was whining to my angel about it.

 

Vivian says:

wanna borrow an out of control and crying pre-teen girl? pleeeeeeeeeeease?

.: Dezlboi :. says:

hmm

.: Dezlboi :. says:

lemme think

.: Dezlboi :. says:

no

Vivian says:

too bad... you don't know what you're missing

Vivian says:

despair

Vivian says:

angst

Vivian says:

tears

.: Dezlboi :. says:

what is she upset about now?

Vivian says:

yelling

Vivian says:

oh, well earlier she asked me if she could go play basketball outside of J's house. her mom wasn't home but i said okay as long as she stays outside where i can see her

Vivian says:

then i had to leave to get matty and she wasn't out there but i had to go so i left the door unlocked

Vivian says:

and as I